Hey, WOT.....
 

You wouldn't mind making some room in your inbox for a few new PMs, would you, Mate?????

Are you thinking of asking Wot to team up with you on that O/O Reality TeeVee Show?
http://www.classadrivers.com/forum/o...operators.html
Think aboot that... eh?
if you team up with Wot, and I team up with Kiwi Mitch... that show could go viral. (scratch-scratch-scratch ... itch-dig-dig-dig)


There might be a linguistic challenge for the producer though.
A Jackpine Savage and a Limey, a Cannibal and a Yooper.
They will need subtitles.

Didn't know about that. Too late, anyhow..... I don't have a truck anymore. That went when I retired. Might have been interesting, though.

"Jackpine Savage"???? I mean, I won't argue about the "Savage", but... "Jackpine"????

.....bend at the hip a little and say "Palmetto Savage"
I think you might like Jackpine better.

Not really. I wouldn't worry about saying things until I hear from the mods. As long as it's not over the line, I'm good.

mite go over the line if hog and i on the show

Sometimes, it wouldn't take WOT much of a nudge to cross over either. Course, that's one of the things that makes you interesting.

By they way... Do you get to see any of the ashes from that volcano on the North Island?

yep it in middle of north island and today people saying they smell sulphur down in wellington .ash seemed to go east .think it only small bit of a eruption .there a place called white island off the east coast bout same degrees north that far more active and has been playing up as well.but they all get dramatised as you well know ,nothing you can do about them

We just need to keep you away from sheep. ;)

We'd all be STARS, once the show opens and we go viral. (itch-itch-itch)
Those Ice Road Truckers will look like a bunch of Nancy's, compared to us.

We need to get the show to provide the rigs, and all expenses, and I need an entourage, make up & masseuse, etc.
I want a KW 900L mid-night blue, pinned to a 53' air slide tandem Great Dane reefer, and a maintenance crew following me in trucks, with my personal Airstream trailer.

Can't wait to try out those night vision camera's. I wanna catch Wot passed out in the reefer, and draw a Snidley Whiplash mustache on him with a magic marker, and dress him up like Nelly. Then in the morning, ( somewhere in Quebec) have him tied to some railroad tracks, when he wakes up, from a recording of a speeding train. :D

Both teams make it to their first drop in backwater Quebec, with their loads of cabbage, to Prique Bros. Distributeurs

We let Windy and Wot go first, since they are both "Spesscial Forces"
Within minutes, you can see Wot (still has magic marker mustache) smoothing it over with the ladies in the receiving office,
(however the only french canadian he knows is- mercy- and ooOoo lala)
Windy's all tied up with his paperwork, with the lumper boss.

Time for Mitch and Hog to go into action, and get a door.
Mitch starts slapping both sides of Hogs face as hard as he can, yelling "NO PAIN...NO PAIN"
"Yer a human TANK and yer gonna go right through them like crap through a goose!"
"NOW GET IN THERE!"

Hog grabs the BOL and marches up to the ugliest group of lumpers just out of prison...
most of the way there Hog stops.. spreads his feet wide and does a magnificent display of rib breaking jabs, "hemh hemh-hemh hhhem-hem-hem hemh-hemh"
(this makes the lumpers back up a little)

Hog cracks his neck, blows snot outta one nostril, and goes into some fast footwork, with a bob & weave, and some shuck & jive
Hog sez "oh no!... yew don't want none of THIS" (holding out the wad of Bills)

They look over and see Mitch with his face covered in mutton grease, gnawing on a Lamb chop....
they decide we're too crazy, and they get us a door right away

Hog barks, "STAY OFF THEM WALLS, EH" (motioning with two fingers pointing from his eyes to them and back) "I'm watching yew!"

Mitch and Hog get unloaded and are heading out for their next pick, and Wot is still smoothing it with the ladies in the receiving office,
and Windy now has his shirt torn off and he's handcuffed to some bed springs with car jumper cables hooked up....and the lumper boss is torturing him

Hog trows a cabbage head at Wot and yells, "Hey James Bond..." (motions Wots attention pointing over at Windy)
"Yew better see if Windy needs some help unloading, (salute) we're outta here m8's...hahahahahahahahahahaha" :D