[mike3fan]

As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.



Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat

FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus | KeysNews.com

[Orangetxguy]

You sir....Have too much time on your hands!


Call your dispatcher immediately and demand a super cheap load to Texas!

:lol:

[RostyC]

Goodness gracious oh my.
No wait,.................... if I may borrow a phrase from Jackrabbit.................... Daggum :lol:

[Malaki86]

You've got to admit it though - trimming THERE while driving and not killing everyone around you, or causing yourself personal damage - THAT takes skill, plain and simple.

[Jackrabbit379]

Good grief! :eek2:
That is unreal, and her ex-husband was riding with her? It said that he reached over and took the wheel. I can't help but wonder... Why is the ex-husband going with her, to meet her new boyfriend?? I tell ya... this load has lost a few bricks.
Dag gum!

[Windwalker]

What do you think? Can we make some money off of these guys?

"HEY, DUDE!!! I'VE GOT SOME STATIONARY ELEVATORS FOR SALE... They don't move much, but they sure are nostalgic to look at. Only $40,000 a copy. How many can I sign you up for?"

Oh, do I have to tell them my daddy built them as "outhouses" about 45 years ago?