Well, Maynard..what took ya so long get back from town?

The sheriff stopped me.
He had some of those government agents with him.
They told me not to ride so hard. Makes the horse hotter.
Said somethin about the horses burning up the atlas here.

They said what? Now that don't make no sense atall.

Somethin about global warming or somethin ernother.

Global warming? What intarnation is that?

I don't know Joe Bob. I aint never hearda such a thing.
Would you believe I passed the morning stage on the way back?

I'll be a suck egg mule.
I'm gonna talk with the sheriff.
I'm gonna see if he can't get this nonsense straightend out.
What do those agent fellers want us to do? Walk all over the country?

 

:lol:
I guess the subject of Global Warming is so stupid,
we've officially run out of things to say.

 

Yeah..,
but it's so exciting.





Breaking news...
The leaders are meeting together today..
in a conference to discuss Global Warming.
More to come, as the story unfolds..

 

Yeah, but it kept on going for a full 6 pages. Of course, a few "books" in there helped to stretch it out....

 

Y'all need a job or a hobby.

 

Had a job. Gave it up... Or will very soon.

Heh, heh, heh, heh,...

Didn't you hear? I'm RETIRED. My first social security check hits the bank on Feb 10th. From now on, all I have to do is "tinker" with things. And, spend much more time on CAD.:lol::lol2::thumbsup::clap::bow::smokin:

 

When you see that first check and all they take out in taxes you'll wish you never left your job. :eek2:

 

Not really. Started a small engine repair business about a year ago. Will be using social security to supplement the business. That business bloomed last year. A guy brought in a grass trimmer that he'd already spent $168 on, and it still wouldn't rev up. I spent 15 minutes and had it running like a banshee. $15, and he's been the best form of advertising I could ever hope for. He knows a lot of people, and he's been telling EVERYBODY. There's more than I can keep up with now, and the busy season is still coming.