What do you think of Hobo?
#11
03-15-2009, 11:02 AM
I like to put my 5 lines on line 5, that way I can trully say I am doing 5 lines on line 5!
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My Trucking Blog: http://matcattruckin.blogspot.com/ Website I am making for drivers: http://www.4thedriver.com As I sit looking all around, Confusion and uncertainty is all I found. The answers are there, But I do not know where. Optimistic and hopeful dreams, Are all I have so it seems. The future I do not know, So all I can do is take it slow. But I do know it will work out, So I wait and watch without a doubt.
#12
03-15-2009, 11:02 AM
well this conversation is going down hill in a hurry
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#13
03-15-2009, 11:04 AM
I knew it would, as I am sure golfhobo figured it would as well.
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My Trucking Blog: http://matcattruckin.blogspot.com/ Website I am making for drivers: http://www.4thedriver.com As I sit looking all around, Confusion and uncertainty is all I found. The answers are there, But I do not know where. Optimistic and hopeful dreams, Are all I have so it seems. The future I do not know, So all I can do is take it slow. But I do know it will work out, So I wait and watch without a doubt.
#14
03-15-2009, 11:10 AM
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 1,658
You are on line five 24/7. So what else is new.:lol:
Last edited by Double R; 03-15-2009 at 11:20 AM.
#15
03-15-2009, 11:10 AM
I'll never go drinking with him again, after what happened the last time!
Hey, Hobo! You gonna reply??
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#16
03-15-2009, 11:11 AM
Ooo Please tell
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My Trucking Blog: http://matcattruckin.blogspot.com/ Website I am making for drivers: http://www.4thedriver.com As I sit looking all around, Confusion and uncertainty is all I found. The answers are there, But I do not know where. Optimistic and hopeful dreams, Are all I have so it seems. The future I do not know, So all I can do is take it slow. But I do know it will work out, So I wait and watch without a doubt.
#17
03-15-2009, 11:45 AM
Ooooohhhh....
Aw, Matcat! You're makin' me ache!!
He knows what I'm talking about! Him and that blasted Ridge Runner!!
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#18
03-15-2009, 01:04 PM
 As for ME knowing what you are talking about? Hmm...... I plead the FIFTH! :lol2: But, if YOU remember, it must've been GOOD! Let's do it again! :lol2:
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#19
03-15-2009, 01:08 PM
Ha! You been sneakin' a peek at my logbook again, eh? :moon:
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#20
03-15-2009, 01:37 PM
Ache satisfied...
Yes, I do remember, at least the first part...well...here's the sad story. May Jack rest in peace.
I THINK I BLACKED OUT Well, we finally went and did it--- Ridge Runner and I, we hit it, Took me up on that drinking invitation! Met with him; it was a gas- Thought he had a real nice...glass! Poured 'em down with out no hesitation! With nary a blink, we downed our 8th drink And we each started telling our best lies. My tongue felt like mink-so I barfed in the sink. Ridge gurgled that he thought I had "nice eyes". It was about this hour, we were feelin' Jack's power, When Golf Hobo comes a'strollin' through the door. With a big, wide grin, he says, "I'm joinin' in!" And he set his Wild Turkey on the floor. Son, we laughed and dranked, Lied some more, and got tanked! Ridge just smiled and nicely poured me up another... Hobo said he liked to share, By that time, I didn't care-- What's the dif'rence 'tween one turkey and the other?? We started to get loud, Drew us up quite a crowd, In a fight about whose...um..."rig" was the biggest. It poured out into the street, I slipped and peed on Hobo's feet, And it just turned into a great big pig fest!! The cops sent us all to roam In the streets, all alone, 'Cause with them we didn't have any more clout. Ridge and Hobo walked me home (It was like the Twilite Zone!) It was 'bout then that I think that I blacked out!! When I woke up, they were gone, But a strange scent lingered on-- And my mouth tasted just a little rotten... The roomed seemed to be spinning I remembered those two, grinning, I began to wonder just how bad that night had gotten! I shook my head to rid myself of this spinning feeling, man! That's when I discovered, to my chagrin, I'm duct taped to the ceiling fan!!! in a turkey feather boa with monkey paw hands, wearing polka dot clown shoes and, I realize, A golden ski mask with "X"s ON THE EYES!!! The lesson I've learned, having got my dignity back? No more drinking with those two-- JACK OR NO JACK!!!
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