[Trukrswyfe]

I am laughing about it now, but I am so sick.... I did all my homework yesterday, and didn't turn in half the assignments.
Some I turned in to the wrong classes. I have 4.:eek:. What the Hell was I thinking?
I even went back to check on one of them, I flipped out, looking throuh all the folders and files, thought I didn't save it and finally found it not where I left it..... not where I wanted it.

I even gave on of my teachers her assignment sheet back thinking it was my finished work. I did realize this later in the day and turned in my actual homework.
One class is requiring 5 hours of volunteer work and hours of job shadowing to pass. I am signed up to volunteer tomorrow at a free clinic. Not sure they will really want me there in this condition.
Damit I am SCREWED!

I am laughing about it now, that I am heavily medicated, I forget everything I have taken in the last 24 hours.
I know I got up twice in the middle of the night and popped something..

My poor baby even had to pack his own lunch, I just couldn't get out of bed at 5am.

I can't taste, smell, think, or talk(I'm sure someone atleast appreciates that). Luckily I can type inbetween nose blows.
I can barely think and I have a test tonight that is "no excuses" take or don't.

I did go to the Dr yesterday and she said I have what is appearantly going around. Yipeeee!

A sinus infection that starts as a really bad sore throat.
I thought she was going to tell me I had step throat, it hurts so bad.

I have anorexia but I have to eat to take the stupid meds she gave me.
But I am not enjoying it one bit.

Well the extent of my misery did get me a full body massage with now expectations. Which was nice but I could have enjoyed it better if I wasn't ill.
Catch 22 I am sure I wouldn't have gotten one if I was healthy.


So I'll take what I can get.

[BlooMoose]

I'm right there with you. Tuesday afternoon, I forgot to go get my son from school for a program he goes to. Then, on the way home from work that night, I got to my sister's house to get the kids and realized that I had never went by daycare to get the baby!

When I did finally get back to get him, we got almost home and he projectile puked all over my nicely detailed Silverado...the problem with dual cabs is...more spacious so chunks can cover a larger surface area. And, since I'm a sympathy puker...I nearly got to clean up the front seat, too! (Sorry to whoever cleans up the parking lot at the Taylor Mart on Slide and 82nd...I had no choice). So I call my sister to bring the kids to my house and, when she gets there, she had forgotten one of them at her house!!

We're all on cold medicine, too...that shit should NOT be OTC!!!!

[Trukrswyfe]

Originally Posted by BlooMoose

We're all on cold medicine, too...that shit should NOT be OTC!!!!

I ride the fence on that issue. It sure has it's moments. And frankly all the $100 visits to the doc get me a more specific list at the drug store.

I could be a doctor these days.

It's allergies, take some allergy meds, fluids, rest(yeahright), nasal saline....

blah blah blah....

I think it is the mixing that makes them leathal.

Lets see, benydral for sure, antibiotic, tylenol, flonase, allegra, ibuprofen,
airborne, emergenC, that's all I can remember right now....
wait prilosec, cholaseptic, I'll have to get back on the rest.

[BlooMoose]

Emergen-C is good stuff...I drink it 3 times a day right now!!

[Trukrswyfe]

Took a hot shower,,, got all dolled up.

And put these tunes on.....

Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me thats a sin
I wont tear the sack up
Punk youd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If youve got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someones talking junk
Yo, Ill bust em in the eye
And then Ill take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps in the trunk
And I got more rhymes than theres cops that are dunking
Donuts shop
Sure nuff I got props from the kids on the hill
Plus my mom and my pops

Ill serve your ass like john macenroe
If your girl steps up, Im smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bibles got psalms
And just like the prodigal son Ive returned
Anyone stepping to me youll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you aint got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do youre a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me youll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill


Im the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like arnold schwarzenegger
Tryn to play me out like as if my name was sega
But I aint going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the dawn of the dead
Im coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie Ill wet ya

Chorus

I came to get down (2x)
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around (3x)
Jump up jump up and get down.
Jump (18x)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZZADbubu0Y

I izzz mooovn NAW!

[Trukrswyfe]

New Drug.


I want a new drug
One that wont make me sick
One that wont make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick

I want a new drug
One that wont hurt my head
One that wont make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

One that wont make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when Im with you
When Im alone with you

I want a new drug
One that wont spill
One that dont cost too much
Or come in a pill

I want a new drug
One that wont go away
One that wont keep me up all night
One that wont make me sleep all day

One that wont make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when Im with you
When Im alone with you
Im alone with you baby

I want a new drug
One that does what it should
One that wont make me feel too bad
One that wont make me feel too good

I want a new drug
One with no doubt
One that wont make me talk too much
Or make my face break out

One that wont make me nervous
Wondering what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when Im with you
When Im alone with you!!!

Muy muy better,

[Trukrswyfe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=komFcq3TDSY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oSoY...eature=related funny!



I'd like to dedicate this song to ME and MY husband.


Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight.

Buffet rules

[Windwalker]

Let me tip-toe through here...
The cold got... Sung away?????

[Trukrswyfe]

Originally Posted by YankeeTURBO

Let me tip-toe through here...
The cold got... Sung away?????

You don't need to tip-toe...

I got motivated to do what I needed to do that being sick was keeping me from.

Surprise surprise surprise,

I don't actually sit on my azz all day long.

I don't sing so Sung away would be impossible but a quick mood change to improve my chances of getting busy never hurt.


Did I clear that up for you?

Let me know,

Happy to Help.

[Trukrswyfe]

Now everybody have you heard
If youre in the game, then the strokes the word
Dont take no rhythm, dont take no style
Got a thirst for killin, grab your vile...
oooow

You put your right hand out give a firm hand-shake
Talk to me about that one big break...
Spread your ear-pollution both far and wide...
Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me, stroke me
Could be a winner boy, you move quite well...
You got your number down...
Say youre a winner but man youre just a sinner now

You put your left foot out keep it all in place...
Work your way right into my case
First you try to bed me you make my backbone slide
But when you found you bled me-- skip on by... keep on---stroke me, stroke me
Give me the business all night long...
Youre so together boy...
Say youre a winner but man youre just a sinner now

Better listen now (said) it aint no joke
Let your conscience fail ya, just do the stroke
Dontcha take no chances keep your eye on top
Do your fancy dances you cant stop you just stroke me, stroke me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLHc-yIAPbg
Billy Squier.


TRUK!!!!!