Send her a beautiful Redhead, with green eyes, wearing only a shear Teddy, carrying a single chocolate covered cherry!

I promise you will never hear her b!tch about it again!

Make SURE you get a video!

Send me a copy!

 

http://dealspl.us/Give-your-girlfrie...ush-toys_77090

 

Order some of these and next time you take her out have her wear them. Get the real thing not the cheap plastic ones. She's a college girl so she will have a blast wearing them out on the town. Don't forget to get the one to put behind her ear. You'll thank me the next morning. GRRRRRRRRrr easy tiger.
http://hawaiianleis.net/

 

Hey tightwad. Throw a couple c-notes at this problem and fix it. go oline to FTD and order something. They have a bearhug flower deal i just ordered and it was like $42.00 delivered.

 

Hey Mackman, my girlfriend loves it when I send her these arrangements, they look like a bouquet of flowers but really they are edible fruit dipped in chocolate, little pricey but it's out of the ordinary and their sooooo good! Just go to www.ediblearrangements.com they have stores nationwide. BOL.

 

Heh heh heh! Sounds like that gal is turning up the heat on our young Mackman!!

You're acting quickly Mack, that's a good thing. Your time as a single Mackman is quickly drawing to a close. I just know it. It's in the air.

BTW brother Mack. You can always send Belpre as a gift to Hottie! Anytime. Anything for you Mack!

 

Thanks Jumbo! It was delivered today. Lovely! I didn't know you cared so much.:eek:

 

Under a 150 bucks you can send her a gift of a pedicure or manicure.
For way less then 150, and the good places throw in a message free.

She gets the bonus of looking at her hand/feet seeing how beautiful they are and thinking of you.

Don't send chocolate, or a nick nack doll/toy....

I hate wasteful junk. I like something I am going to use or enjoy.

Like a nice bathrobe, slippers, which if you wanted to go all out would go along nicely with the manicure/pedicure message.
Sure she doesn't get to flaunt her gift like her friends but at least it isn't the same old crap.

You could foo foo it up with armoa therapy candles, and body lotions. Bath and Body Works always has gift collections that I am sure will fit your budget. Everytime her friend smelled her lotion and asked" Hey where did you get that?" Her reply " My man "

Still you benefit, she is happy, and smelling good enough to ______ fill in the blank....

Welcome.

 

Enroll her in the "Jelly of the Month Club". It's the gift that keeps on giving all year long.

 

Then she will say.. bring me my boyfriend with a red bow on him!." I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol?”

Sounds like we have a winner.....