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Old 09-24-2008, 01:15 AM
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Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $ 699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. :roll:
 
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Old 09-24-2008, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Creek Jackson
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $ 699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. :roll:
$499 to $699 that's a freaking steal......

Now how often do you need to change them out? That's the real question.
Typical Breast Implants costs anywhere from 5000.00 to 10,000.00 and only has a 10 year life expectancey.
Thats the best case scenario complications can have you replacing more often.


I know it was just a joke email but I have looked into it. A lot! 8)
 
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Old 09-26-2008, 08:19 AM
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What happens to them after 10 years? Do they deflate?
 
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