New Apple Product
 

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $ 699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. :roll:

Re: New Apple Product
 

$499 to $699 that's a freaking steal......

Now how often do you need to change them out? That's the real question.
Typical Breast Implants costs anywhere from 5000.00 to 10,000.00 and only has a 10 year life expectancey.
Thats the best case scenario complications can have you replacing more often.


I know it was just a joke email but I have looked into it. A lot! 8)

What happens to them after 10 years? Do they deflate?