this week's darwin award goes to.....
#1
03-02-2008, 03:06 AM
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this week's darwin award goes to.....
this guy hauling the oversize load, ignoring the overheight alarms and sign:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=521_1204241793 :lol: :lol:
#3
03-02-2008, 03:27 AM
I thought they had to kill or maim themselves to get a Darwin Award.
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03-02-2008, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
I thought they had to kill or maim themselves to get a Darwin Award.
#5
03-02-2008, 04:19 AM
wonder if this guy knows hes pretty much finished in trucking?
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#6
03-02-2008, 05:46 AM
I wish they showed a close up of his face i wanted to see what it look like when he got out of the truck.
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#7
03-02-2008, 06:09 AM
Originally Posted by Syncrosonix
Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
I thought they had to kill or maim themselves to get a Darwin Award.
http://www.darwinawards.com/ In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival. Reb
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My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. Thomas Jefferson- Democratic-Republican That some should be rich, shows that others may become rich, and, hence, is just encouragement to industry and enterprise. Abraham Lincoln "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." -Abraham Lincoln
#8
03-02-2008, 07:44 AM
Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
I thought they had to kill or maim themselves to get a Darwin Award.
The driver surveys the damage, and mad with frustration, he kicks the trailer tires so hard, he stubs the hell out of his toe. He then frustrated and embarrassed with pain, hobbles into oncoming traffic in the left lane, right into the path of a Bus. ...[according to API Press Report]  The Report goes further to explain, out of some rare coincidence, the driver.. Jose Pene Dejo a Mexican National working illegally in the Boston Metro, was struck by a Mexican Tourist Bus. Capt. Clancy O'Toole, of the Boston Regulation Authority (BRA) stated the need for Tunnel Warning signs to be placed in both Spanish and English. Flashing lights are simply not enough for the growing illegal alien population, and advocates consideration for adding Hindu as well, considering the greater influx of immigrant Punjab truckers. In other news today... Hitlery Clinton has lost yet another debate as she looses control and calls Araq bin Osama an egg-sucking Liberal, and pointed out how his hands are even smaller than hers, equating him to a big-eared Rodent. The debates are getting testy noted Democratic Party spokesman Mohammed InaYerBouti. However, we are certain fences will mend come Spring, and the flowers will once again bloom.
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