Someone wants you to do something...

"I can't...I have some really hard words to look up."

"I'm rather busy right now...I have to floss the cat"

or "I can't go, the tracking device on my ankle will go off 50 feet from the house."

:lol: :?

 

What kinda words?

 

:? I'll get to that...but first...some more excuses...

I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.

or
...but seriously, before that I should spend more time with my blender.

 

Remember what mom said " Keep your hand out of that blender!" She was pissed too. :?

 

:|
I'm just curious. How is it that being on house arrest keeps you from looking up hard words? I'm a little confused. :?

 

Me to. :? But I think he meant for us to be confused.

 

Sorry for the confusion, I was starting a list of excuses.
None of them were meant to be connected. I'll edit them.

So...do you have any excuses you can share?

here are some more of mine.

Boss calls, and wonders what is my excuse for being late for work.
A good one might be...
"The voices told me to clean all my guns today...I'll be in soon." :evil:

If its a Monday...say.."what do you mean? today is Sunday."

To the Cop...
"Please ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not god."

"I'm sorry I was speeding officer but I have diarrhea."
or..."I was just trying to kill a bug under my gas pedal." :?

 

The ghosts on the first floor kept me up all night by clanging their chains around, when the alarm went off I was so tired I didn,t even hear it.

My dog pished on the floor, his pish ran down onto an exposed eletrical cable, the building caught fire and I had to run out into the street butt naked..I was arrested for publicly indecency and tried explaining to the officer but he just maced my face and now I can,t see...How the hell can I drive your truck if I can,t see?

 

No confusion I knew what you where doing, we think alike :shock:

True one
I had a friend when I was 15, he had put a new 302 in his Mustang, took out the 289.. Wanted to see how fast he could go.. At the time I lived in Kersey CO. next to Greely. This town is real small, seems every one knows everyone.. Anyway we lived out on the country way out.. The Sherif happend to be out and pulled him over.. "Mr. Kempma--Do you know how fast you where going?" To wich Keith replied "No sir-But I am curious--could you tell me? My speed odometer don't go that High" :shock: :lol:

No ticket, just a warning, and the sherif told his dad..

Now my excuse thing for the thread
Why didn't you do it? Reply-- I was to busy doing nothing!

 

Well.... I just woke up and I need some coffee!

But, I'm OUT.... so I need to go to the store!

But, before I can go to the store, I need to get dressed.

Before I can get dressed, I need a shower.

Before I shower, I need some clean clothers to put on, need to do laundry.

Before I can do laundry, I must do the dirty dishes that are piled atop my washing machine.

Before I can do the dishes, I need some coffee!!

Heck with it! I'll just have another beer and try again tomorrow! :shock: :lol: