What's your excuse? >:/
#11
02-03-2008, 06:08 AM
The dog ate it.
My grandma is sick. Aunt Flo is in town. The alternator quit. I caught a case of the brown bottle flu. I ate it raw. My daddy was mean to me.
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#12
02-03-2008, 07:00 AM
Originally Posted by Colts Fan
The dog ate it.
My grandma is sick. Aunt Flo is in town. The alternator quit. I caught a case of the brown bottle flu. I ate it raw. My daddy was mean to me. officer.. the speed limit is 55 mph driver.. I know, but I wasnt gonna be out that long
#13
02-03-2008, 07:01 AM
Originally Posted by roadhog
Sorry for the confusion, I was starting a list of excuses.
None of them were meant to be connected. I'll edit them. So...do you have any excuses you can share? here are some more of mine. Boss calls, and wonders what is my excuse for being late for work. A good one might be... "The voices told me to clean all my guns today...I'll be in soon." :evil: If its a Monday...say.."what do you mean? today is Sunday." To the Cop... "Please ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not god." (They gave me a spare key.) "I'm sorry I was speeding officer but I have diarrhea." or..."I was just trying to kill a bug under my gas pedal." :? (we were both standing in front of the truck, and right on cue, the engine revved full rpm... the dog. I did not get a ticket.) Also, Sorry, but my dog locked me out of my truck. (they gave me a spare key.)
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02-03-2008, 12:13 PM
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