Now, HONESTLY, which do you think a man would rather have...

His wife faking an orgasm?

or

"WHAT'S THE POINT? WE'VE GOT THREE KIDS. THAT'S ALL WE''RE GOING TO HAVE. MY TUBES ARE TIED. I CAN'T GET PREGNANT ANYMORE. SO WHAT'S THE POINT?"


Yeah. My ex gave me that one too. And, it's one of the MAJOR reasons she's my EX and not my current.

Think about it. A man works and works overtime trying to make ends meet. Then, when he gets home, there's no reward in the bedroom for him. She wants a lifetime commitment from him, but he doesn't have to have a lifetime commitment from her, does he. What he needs from her is not important. It's the money he provides for her that means everything. And, if another woman gets interested in him, it's the end of the world. While I never did so myself, I really don't blame a lot of men for straying. I blame the women. If you want nice looking teeth, you have to suffer through a dentist. If you want kids, you have to suffer through a man. Women like that should not get married... They need to be NUNS.

How soon can I put in my order????????

 

Have you all seen the movie, "Bicentennial Man" with Robin Williams?
In the movie the robot has a relationship with a real woman.

I found this clip of the robot getting a talk about "the birds and the bees"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUW8A...eature=related

 

My wife and I are both 41. Our biggest problem is the looks our teenage daughter gives us, like "Ewwww....you still do it!?!"

"Yep, as much as humanly possible."

"Ewwwww!"

"Yep, and when you're 41, I hope you and your husband have a sex life just as good as ours."

 

Thanks man.

:evil: I ...W-A-S.... trying to eat. :evil:

 

You sound like my daughter. :lol:

 

Don,t order the Scottish model whatever you do bro. They are sooooo frigging bad tempered :lol:
You know what I,m saying Gary(Private joke)

 

 

I only have one question, What all does the warranty cover?? :lol:

 

It's your standard head to toe warranty, covering all sexual drive-train parts from the front bumper to the rear. However, it doesn't cover high mileage parts, so the advise of the standard sales rep would be to use her until you no longer need her, then trade her in for a younger, newer model, with a lot more action. Make sure you get a model that the parts aren't worn out like the older ones.

Warranty doesn't not cover nagging viruses and headache overloads. To further contain these problems, it is recommended to use the mother-in-law self destruct button......however, this button, along with all buttons, are hidden in a area that requires extensive searching.....but you will be happier once this button is pushed.

Be sure to film the self destruction.....always good to show during half-time.