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Old 01-08-2008, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by shyykatt
Would you all seriously settle for 'artificial affection?' :shock:
yes. Yes... YES.....OHHHHH GOOD GOD, YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Josborn
Originally Posted by shyykatt
Would you all seriously settle for 'artificial affection?' :shock:
yes. Yes... YES.....OHHHHH GOOD GOD, YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You want her to fake it??? That's a first.
 
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Old 01-08-2008, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
Originally Posted by Josborn
Originally Posted by shyykatt
Would you all seriously settle for 'artificial affection?' :shock:
yes. Yes... YES.....OHHHHH GOOD GOD, YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You want her to fake it??? That's a first.
Her? Oh yea, her. Like I'm really concern about her needs.....

Just joking....but you got to see the humor...A fake lady having a real orgasm? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Should I offer her flowers the next day? :lol:

Maybe she will want to cuddle after we finish..... :lol:

I won't have to worry about her smoking in bed....unless there's a short... :lol:

Should I use electric shock protection? :lol:

What if she get pregnant ...will she have a laptop? :lol: :lol:

If I leave her, will I have to pay laptop support? :lol: :lol:
 
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This idea kind of reminds of Kip and uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite with their time machine . :wink:
 
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"Would she have a laptop".....good one :lol:
 
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Old 01-09-2008, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Josborn
Originally Posted by Trukrswyfe
Originally Posted by Josborn
Originally Posted by shyykatt
Would you all seriously settle for 'artificial affection?' :shock:
yes. Yes... YES.....OHHHHH GOOD GOD, YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You want her to fake it??? That's a first.
Her? Oh yea, her. Like I'm really concern about her needs.....

Just joking....but you got to see the humor...A fake lady having a real orgasm? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Should I offer her flowers the next day? :lol:

Maybe she will want to cuddle after we finish..... :lol:

I won't have to worry about her smoking in bed....unless there's a short... :lol:

Should I use electric shock protection? :lol:

What if she get pregnant ...will she have a laptop? :lol: :lol:

If I leave her, will I have to pay laptop support? :lol: :lol:

Well if a trucker was the father, I believe the offspring would be a Qualcomm unit!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
 
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Will this make my Girlfriend Remote obsolete?


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Old 01-10-2008, 12:58 AM
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I would LOVE to have one of these ... a Male one acourse 8) .. , never demand to be in control of the tv 'control', fix ME breakfast, pick up his dirty clothes, and maybe take out the trash :lol: .......... I just can't wait :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Old 01-10-2008, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by shyykatt
Would you all seriously settle for 'artificial affection?': :shock:
Makes a whole lot of sense to me. Considering that a lot of women marry a man, then turn him into a GLORIFIED MEAL TICKET, it makes all the sense in the world. A woman could have a guy that works and brings home the bacon, but never is interested in sex... RIGHT UP HER ALLEY. And, a man could have a woman that never says NO. That's right. I've heard all the excuses, including: "THE MOON AND STARS ARE IN THE WRONG POSITIONS." How soon can I put my order in???????

Roadhog..... Are you next????
 
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Old 01-10-2008, 01:44 AM
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Yeah...dang it...mine still has a glitch.
I like the "right side" of the bed.
I bought the stupid Hollywood model. :evil:

I just need a flatheaded midget Swiss Maid with optional beer spigot, now.
Hopefully, the back order won't take as long as they claim.

 
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