[thebaldeagle655]

http://www.propeller.com/viewstory/2...%2F&frame=true

Since a good majority of drivers I have seen seem to smoke, I thought this might be appropriate!

[Roadhog]

That was a good study.
Seems right. I was eaten once by a Dragon, when I was a smoker.
But like most smokers, my cloths come from China,
and have asbestos fiber in them, so I got spit back up real quick.

When I switched to asbestos fiber cloths, my gums bled, but
at least I didn't worry about Dragons. :P

Oh...I don't smoke now...I live in a jar of formaldehyde.
I test new drugs now for Merick Pharmaceuticals. :?
Pays slightly better than trucking ever did.

[RebelDarlin]

???? :roll:

[wot i life]

A recent report by Professor Hoo Ye Hog of the Nupsala Institute has declared that one can avoid being devoured by a dragon simply by placing a wet lettuce leaf down the front of ones undergarments. Professor Hog made his startling find whilst indulging in his favourite pastime of having sex with food. It is not known at this time however whether ones lettuce leaf should be wet when placed in the shorts or if one has to secrete bodily fluid over the leaf. An update will appear here later.....




(Wot scurries off, lettuce in hand looking for a dragon)

[RebelDarlin]

What exactly are you guys smoking???

[Roadhog]

Originally Posted by RebelDarlin

What exactly are you guys smoking???

It's called humor.
Some people here have never heard of it before.

as you put it...

???? :roll:

[RebelDarlin]

Like I said, most people don't get me either. It was a thread about smoking right????

[wot i life]

Originally Posted by RebelDarlin

Like I said, most people don't get me either. It was a thread about smoking right????

Not exactly. But I have neither the time nor inclination to explain it......so there!

[Trukrswyfe]

Originally Posted by wot i life

Not exactly. But I have neither the time nor inclination to explain it......so there!

Wot

Why you gotta talk so ruff :?: You know it drives the ladies crazy.

Mama likes!!!!!!!!!!!

Sod off will you :twisted: :wink:

[4roses]

In tests, dragons tended to ignore non-smokers or nibble on them half-heartedly, rarely managing to finish a whole one. However, smokers were consumed so quickly and in such numbers that they could have been chicken goujons.

...
And to think :idea: I thought having sweet breath would be a turn on .... :roll: geezzzzzz .... is this why my life has gotten so duel since I stopped smoking a few years ago ... never in my wildess dreams would I of thought THIS was the problem ... (cough cough ) ... still don't think I'll take up smoking again ... not for ANY DRAGON ... :lol: :lol: