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In tests, dragons tended to ignore non-smokers or nibble on them half-heartedly, rarely managing to finish a whole one. However, smokers were consumed so quickly and in such numbers that they could have been chicken goujons.
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Just goes to show that smokers have better taste! :wink:
But, speaking of breathing fire.... and another reason to quit....
I was sitting on the "thinking pedestal" awhile ago, and I suddenly had to cough! Well, you all know there is usually a quick INHALE before such a sudden cough.
I had about 1/2 of a lit cig in my mouth at the time, and before I knew it... the whole thing was halfway down my THROAT!! :shock:
I don't just mean... in my mouth.... I mean disappeared down my THROAT!! :lol: :lol:
Scared the BeeJeesus out of me!! But, I never even felt a burn! The cherry didn't touch a thing! Whew!!
Oh yeah..... it came flying out onto the floor with the cough! Still lit, and dry as a bone! :wink: