i am going to eat as much greasy fast food as i can, hope to gain 100 pounds, and try to aggravate as many people as humanly possible. i think i can do it.

 

Join Greenpeace then. You,ll get to travel around the World and fuck everyone off :lol:

 

I resolve to be more vain. :?

I now have to brush my eyebrows, and between my nose, ears and eyebrows I look like an overgrown weedpatch. I never was very vain, but when I discovered a wild hair growing off the side of my nose, I didn't bother to cut it, until I could show it to my sister, and ask her if I could borrow her wart to go with it.

 

Creek, I considered what you said, but someone has to keep it "real" around here. ops: :P

People here can get too serious. Of course for noobies...I understand, but some of us who answer the same questions, over and over, day in and day out, we need some drama, to entertain us. :mrgreen:

If I fail to make one laugh, people can always see me, and think...
wow! look at this moron :roll: ...I guess I am okay after all. :lol: ...wheew!

As far as carnal knowledge, I try to avoid the posting violations...and I mainly use that when I'm lazy, or just not inspired. I have good days and bad days. I can always delete something... that is if I can beat Scoe to it first. :lol: 8) ... :?

For 2008...I will resolve to cut back on posting violations. ops: