What I am, is a driver who just drove 11 hours and all I am trying to do is get a decent night sleep. Something you solos get every night and the next time someone blasts their air horn next to my head they will find out just how skilled I am in martial arts. Don't always assume the driver next to you is a lazy azz driver who has never been skilled in the art of putting you on your azz so fast it you won't know what hit you. After all there are several of us that are former military out here. I believe in staying very fit for a reason and it is not just for my health.

I don't think asking for some respect of not blasting the air horn at the fuel isle is beyond the scope of most drivers. However you must be one of the pee brains I was referring to for you to offense to my statement.

 

DAMN RIGHT I GOT UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED STUPID!!!!!!! I HAD BEEN AWAKEN RUDELY BY THE JACKAZZ NEXT TO ME BLASTING HIS AIR HORN, WHAT PART OF THAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND????????
As for my wife she can definitely take care of herself. As for the police we couldn't give a damn about them being called for I seriously doubt the police would look at a window squeegee as a weapon. I think they would laugh the azzes off that you would even feel threatened by a 5'3" 110lb woman, but then again your posting says it all!!! Your posting says that you are one of the lazy pansy azzes that sit in your truck blasting the horn or calling 911 because you are to afraid to confront the driver in front of you.

I suggest you read up on the laws regarding assault which may be a large order for you but if you take it slow maybe it will sink in. Perhaps you can find some picture books. Someone standing near you with a window squeegee in an aggressive manner is not assault, if that was the case the over half of the United States population would be in prison!

 

100% in agreement!

 

I rest my case. :lol:

Let me guess, Special forces, top secret double naught spy school graduate? If I had a nickel for every time I heard that over the years.

Let me clue you in on something, a genuine ex military bad A$$ doesn't announce his intentions and tell everyone what he would do, he just does it, and goes about his day. But it's cool man, I am sure the starry eyed newbies eat it up at the lunch counter. :roll:

 

Not exactly annoucing my intentions if you don't know who I am or what I look like. Think twice before you keep make stupid assumptions kid. Actually I prefer you to think that I am not what you think I am for that makes it easier and unexpected.

 

Why is most self proclaimed martial arts masters have only mastered the art of icing a black eye and walking punch drunk ... :?: :wink: :lol:

 

Reminds me of the CB. Echo, Roger Beep! :lol:

Ok hand, you win, you have the bigger radio. I don't think I can take much more of this cyber pounding. I'm going to crawl back to bed and nurse my imaginary wounds from the imaginary beat down I just took. :P

 

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My opinion is that IF 1% of what you threaten here is true, you have NO BUSINESS DRIVING A TRUCK!!! Yes, a window squeegee IS a weapon and assault with a non-deadly weapon is a FELONY. A club such as a squeegee handle can be classified as a deadly weapon too! If your temper is so short that you are going to kick someone's ass because they woke you or your spouse up, you should not be driving a vehicle that weighs 80,000 lbs that can also be used as a weapon. As for "lazy pansy azzes" sitting in their trucks, I learned a LONG LONG time ago that it takes more of a man to stay in the truck and get over it than one to go kick someone's butt.

I seriously doubt that your wife took that window squeegee after anyone. If so, I sure wouldn't be bragging about it. I'd be so ashamed I would never tell anyone how childish my wife acted!! As for being prior military and martial arts, and threatening people with that, that reinforces the belief that you have too hot a temper and need some help.

Your statements also reinforce my beliefs that guns, clubs, tasers, pepper spray or any other weapons have no place in a commercial vehicle. Put a gun in the hand of someone with your short temper and someone will get killed for honking a horn.

Take a chill pill, life is a beautiful world but if you let people around you bother you that much you will be miserable for a long time!

 

I like to use an axe. :?
I'm pretty friendly really, and smiling.
I sorta introduce myself as I'm hacking my way into their Rig.

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