Tips for me to stop smoking!!!!
#11
01-29-2007, 08:31 AM
Originally Posted by Windwalker
Originally Posted by century451
everytime you feel like having a smoke either brush your teeth or have sex. If nothing else you will be happier and have white teeth.
"Come 'ere, Darlin', it's either you or a cigarette while I nail these shingles down on the roof" Oh, the possibilities ending in jail for indecent exposure..... :roll: Let's see... 20 in a pack, and a pack and a half a day.... Sex 30 times a day.... I could live with that... All you need is a woman that is independantly wealthy, and equipt with a bionic vagina.... :lol: :lol: Windwalker: Don't be so coy! If I remember right.... YOU'RE the one with the harem (at least 3!) That should be enough to keep you from smoking! :lol: I don't even see how you'd have the TIME to smoke! :shock:
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#12
01-29-2007, 09:41 AM
It takes a strong Man to quit smoking and an even stronger one to face cancer :lol:
I got so sick and tired of "quiting" that I stopped quiting. I would stop for a few months or even a year at a time and when I slipped I had to quit all over again. So now I smoke maybe once a month and I don't feel like I fell off the bandwagon.
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#13
01-29-2007, 11:12 AM
Originally Posted by marylandkw
It takes a strong Man to quit smoking and an even stronger one to face cancer :lol:
I got so sick and tired of "quiting" that I stopped quiting. I would stop for a few months or even a year at a time and when I slipped I had to quit all over again. So now I smoke maybe once a month and I don't feel like I fell off the bandwagon. I was gonna die anyway! Oh wait!!! They've just about found a CURE for cancer, eh? Maybe, I'll get to live on! No hair? No problem.... it's about gone anyway! :lol: I'm not afraid to DIE! Who the heck wants to be 100 and need someone else to wipe their azz when they do their business??? Not me. I have no desire to live much beyond 80 or so. As a matter of fact.... I never ASKED to be BORN into this life! And the whole THING has been a struggle! Yeah... I'll regret that I didn't find the answer to Whirled Peas before I die, but so what? I'm just a "soul" passing thru! I can't be responsible for a few billion idiots that can't learn to live together! I was only put on this world to observe.... and I've seen enough! And other than the scenery.... I'm not really impressed.
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#14
01-29-2007, 12:43 PM
You know I feel a lot like you sometimes golfhobo.
I think I'm going to switch from cigarettes to cigars though. I'm hoping at some point I can use one of those cool voice boxes. You gotta admit they make your voice sound pretty neat. I think I could hang on past 80 if I had one of those.
#15
01-29-2007, 01:04 PM
Originally Posted by Deus
You know I feel a lot like you sometimes golfhobo.
I think I'm going to switch from cigarettes to cigars though. I'm hoping at some point I can use one of those cool voice boxes. You gotta admit they make your voice sound pretty neat. I think I could hang on past 80 if I had one of those.
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#17
02-01-2007, 11:01 AM
I smoke around others that are. I quit here and there, and endluge in a cigarrette every now and then. The headrush and accompanying sickness for a few minutes afterwards remind me what I'm doing to my body!
Cancer sucks worse than a CRE lease deal, both of which will shorten your lifespan 8)
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#18
02-03-2007, 10:08 AM
There is a new drug called chanix. It shuts down the nictotine receptors in your brain. I started taking it Dec 22 and have not smoked since Dec27.it has been very easy compared to the last 100 times I tried to quit.
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