a pop quiz for sunday
#21
01-26-2007, 01:47 PM
Originally Posted by Useless
Thank all of you for playing, but all answers thus far given are wrong.
This truck is equiped with a device that, according to federal mandate, must be included on all trucks by the year 2009. What you are in fact seeing on this truck is a T.O.F.E.V. D., otherwise known as a Truck Occupant Flatulance Emission Ventalation Device; it is designed to provide improved air quality to the co-driver, who may be trying to sleep in the bunk after the driver of the truck has let loose with an S.B.D., or a loud "wet one". This device works with an enhanced computer system to not only improce air quality in the truck, but to monitor,record the air quality, and transmit the findings to a tracking satelite as well. This is accomplishes by incorporating another federaly mandated device called the Federal Air Recording Transmiting Sensor Modulated Electronic Logging Level Emissions Recorder System, also known as a F.A.R.T S.M.E.L.L.E.R.S. ROFLMFAO..Just ask my wife, it took me almost 15 minutes to finish reading this to her. She told me she was going to go get me some tissue to wipe my eyes.. I always heard the crud got deep in Texas, this just went to prove it truly is.. Charles
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#22
01-29-2007, 07:25 AM
You ALMOST got it right, Useless!! The fan is NOT for the driver's flatulence! WHY would you want to draw the fumes THROUGH the bunk you are sleeping in???
The T.O.F.E.V.D. is to ventilate the BUNK area where the sleeping occupant is fouling the air in his sleep (not really his/my fault!) I know this for a fact, because my codriver often wakes me up to make me check my shorts! :lol:
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