U.K declares war! Royal Navy sent to repel invaders!
#21
10-04-2006, 08:08 AM
What kind of bait do you use for those? Leg of Lamb?
 [/quote][/quote]Why, the Bait of CHOICE--of course: Haggis, if the fisherman don't eat it first 8) 
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10-05-2006, 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Nomad_
[b]What kind of bait do you use for those? Leg of Lamb?
Why, the Bait of CHOICE--of course: Haggis, if the fisherman don't eat it first 8)  your not using me as bait, ye glaikit cheil...... :shock: :shock: :?: :lol: :roll:
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10-05-2006, 03:28 AM
Originally Posted by wot i life
your not using me as bait, ye glaikit cheil...... :shock: :shock: :?: :lol: :roll: Lord of the Dance Favorite food...Haggus True Scotsmen...(wears nothing under his Kilt) AAHHHhhhh...ah doornt gie a hoot ye sassenach butt-sniffin' mukker ay a Hog. Ya croquet playin' mint muncher...Sae ye can jist swatch up mah kilt an' kiss mah Scootish crease. Yer sassenach friggin' fleit is bent tay, I'll hae ye ken, an' yer kimmers hae buk teef. SCOOTLUND RULES. :P :lol:
#28
10-05-2006, 03:22 PM
Originally Posted by shyykatt
Its wanna-be 'Captain Jack Sparrow!' :lol:
I've got a tape of the first one. I have not seen the second one yet, but I'm looking for it. I came back to this thread and shared half my pumpkin pie with the dog. I got one bite and he got the rest... I couldn't stop him, I was laughing so hard. But I did get a "BIG PUPPY KISS" for my efforts.
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10-06-2006, 11:49 PM
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 Rear Admiral Finnbar Fosdyke-Farquhar and a fat pleasant fellow who just happened to be passing by, survey the incoming fleet under the command of Lord HogsbottomLord Hogsbottom was neither a lord nor an admiral, he was however, seven feet tall, of immense strength and with a violent disposition. This somehow encouraged the crews of the ships which he had no lawful command of, to display fervent valour when engaging the froggies. Message from Admiral Farquhar to Lord Hogsbottom: "Sir, Order our men positioned in the rear to thrust forward, thereby penetrating the enemy" Hogsbottom to Farquhar Sir, Thrusting the rear forward will leave us exposed" Farquhar to Hogsbottom Good God Sir! When I order you to expose your rear, thrust forward and penetrate; Then just do it! :lol:
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