[yoopr]

Nope-I didn't deliver at either Kmart Or Walmart.

[Flatspot]

I was somewhere in the vininity of Trenton, NJ. Lost, and then some. Got bad directions from two toll booth supervisors. Wound up on 1 and 19 south (20 miles to find a place to turn around and come back).

Any way, I'm lost. Found a place to park on the berm, next to another truck. Looking for a pay phone.

Saw a woman walking toward the other truck, figured she's a lady trucker walking back from the Mickey D's a block away.

She comes up to me and says, "you look like you're lost. Would you like a date?" Just my luck, a street walker at the end of the week when I'm out of money.

So I say, "this is the place I'm looking for." She says, "one block up, turn left, three blocks, turn right, two blocks."

So, it's rush hour. I finally get there, and she's walking and one block ahead of me.

[T * Storm]

One time I was walking down Geary Street in San Francisco, hooker came up to me and asked me if I wanted to party. I told her I doubt she could afford me. - She got a little huffy, but went away. 8)

[wot i life]

Originally Posted by stevebeme

If I hung a pair of my wife's panties on the mirror I wouldn't be able to see out the windshield

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good one mate! I think you started a new thread entitled "If I hung my wifes panties?" ... :lol: :lol:
If I hung my wifes panties on the windscreen I would fall off the truck cos I usually wear em! :lol:

[syl77dar]

goodluck

[shyykatt]

8)

[TheWebWheeler]

Some guys pass up all the best luck..

[danj_otr]

Originally Posted by stevebeme

If I hung a pair of my wife's panties on the mirror I wouldn't be able to see out the windshield

Ohhh Too funny ROTFLMAO!!

[aztrucker]

so...since when did they start putting rear view mirrors on trucks windshields anyway?

[mapleleaf_1]

Good one aztrucker. Drive safe everyone.