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MR.BEEFY 12-30-2005 03:54 AM

WEIRD BUT NAUGHTY
 
I WAS PARKED OVER IN JACKSON TENN. AT THE LOVES AND THIS BEAUTIFUL LOKKING WOMAN WAS GOING TRUCK TO TRUCK AND I KNEW WHAT SHE WAS AND WHAT SHE WAS DOING WHEN SHE GOT CLOSE TO MY TRUCK I WHIPPED OUT ONE OF MY WIFES THONG UNDIES THAT I ALWAYS CARRY WITH ME AND I HUNG IT ON THE MIRROR (LIKE THE OLE SCHOOL TRUCKERS) BUT EITHER SHE DIDNT KNOW WHAT IT MEANT OR SHE DIDNT CARE SHE STILL KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND I ROLLED DOWN ME WINDOW JUST ENOGH SO SHE CAN HEAR ME AND SHE ASKED '' IS THERE ANYTHING ON YOUR MIND I CAN HELP YOU WITH '' I TOLD HER NO THANK YOU I DOING JUST FINE SO SHE CLIMBS DOWN AND GOES TO THE NEXT TRUCK WHICH WAS EMPTY I GUESS THE DRIVER WENT TO BED, SO SHE MOVED ON AND FOR SOME REASON COMES BACK TO MY TRUCK AND KNOCKS ON THE DOOR AND I ROLLED DOWN ME WINDOW AND SAID I SORRY IM NOT THAT TYPE OF MAN COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE SHE SAID CALM DOWN -CALM DOWN IM NO COP IF YOUR WORRIED AND ILL PROVE IT SO SHE STRIPPED DOWN TO NOTHING AND CLIMBED ON MY HOOD AND SAT THERE AND I HEARD HER SAY '' DO YOU SEE A WIRE ON ME , NOW YOU KNOW IM NO COP'' I SAID I DONT CARE WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU FADING THE PAINT ON MY HOOD GET OFF THERE SHE GOES ILL LET YOU F**K ALL 3 HOLES FOR 75 BUCKS I SAID NO THANK YOU NOW MOVE ON RIGHT AS SHE CLIMBED OFF MY HOOD A LOCAL CITY KITTY COME STROLLING THROUGH AND SAW HER CLIMBING OFF MY HOOD BUCK NAKED AS A J-BIRD AND THE COP JUMPED OUT TOLD HER TO PUT HER HANDS UP AND HE WENT OVER AN CUFFED HER AFTER THE COP PUT HER IN THE BACK SEAT HE CAME TO MY DOOR AND ASKED ME IF I WAS SOLICITATING FOR SEX I TOLD HIM NO SHE JUST GOT UP THERE AND WOULDNT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. THE COP SAID OK ILL PUT THAT IN MY REPORT BUT YOU KNOW LEGALY I CAN TAKE YOU IN TO CAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE SOLICITATING FOR SEX BUT SINCE I CANT PROVE IT ILL LET IT GO. AFTER ALL THAT HAPPENED I CLIMBED BACK IN MY BUNK AND WAS THANKING ALL MY SAVIORS THAT I DIDNT GET HAULED IN.

solo379 12-30-2005 02:50 PM

Re: WEIRD BUT NAUGHTY
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MR.BEEFY
I WHIPPED OUT ONE OF MY WIFES THONG UNDIES THAT I ALWAYS CARRY WITH ME AND I HUNG IT ON THE MIRROR ...

That's kind of "weird" to me too! :roll:

Windwalker 12-31-2005 12:41 AM

I WHIPPED OUT ONE OF MY WIFES THONG UNDIES THAT I ALWAYS CARRY WITH ME AND I HUNG IT ON THE MIRROR


I never heard of that before..... Guess I haven't been out here long enough. Go for another twenty, then I'll have forty..... Hope that's enough. I want to retire sometime during my lifetime.

MR.BEEFY 12-31-2005 06:04 PM

SAME TOPIC
 
ABOUT THE UNDIES ON THE MIRROR MY DAD TOLD ME THE WAY THE OLE SCHOOL TRUCKERS DID THINGS IS IF THEY DIDNT WANT TO BE BOTHERED IN THERE TRUCKS THEY HUNG A TIE ON THE MIRROR- IF THEY WERE MARRIED AND DIDNT WANT COMPANY THEY HUNG A BRA ON THE MIRROR- IF THEY HAD THERE WIFE WITH THEM AND DIDNT WANT TO BE BOTHERED THEY HUNG A PAIR OF PANTIES ON THE MIRROR. THIS IS JUST WHAT MY DAD TOLD ME WHEN I STARTED DRIVEING THAT WAY I WOULDNT GET INTO TROUBLE , IF ANYONE KNOWS IF THIS IS TRUE POST A REPLY I GUESS THIS APPLIES TO DRIVERS WHO WERE IN THE BUSINESS PRE 1990.

Windwalker 01-01-2006 05:09 AM

If it was "pre 1990, I doubt that any of the girls that understood what it meant are still working the lots. For that matter, I didn't hear about it in 1980. Could it have been one of those "regional" things?

yoopr 01-01-2006 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Windwalker
If it was "pre 1990, I doubt that any of the girls that understood what it meant are still working the lots. For that matter, I didn't hear about it in 1980. Could it have been one of those "regional" things?

Must be-I started in '78 and never saw that

tcurr 01-01-2006 12:55 PM

Funny

cutekiwi 01-12-2006 08:56 AM

LOL!!!

I still think its weird you guys can get done for soliciting!! Here we just order like you do a pizza.

Still, the funniest thing for prostitution that we had here was that for many years the hokers union was legal, but the profession was not. :? You cant get much odder than that

stevebeme 03-08-2006 11:26 PM

If I hung a pair of my wife's panties on the mirror I wouldn't be able to see out the windshield

PoodleParent 03-10-2006 01:12 AM

Dad gum. Glad my panties aren't big enough to cover the whole windshield! And glad that if they were my lover man hubby wouldn't tell it.

STILL YET - That was funnier than the original post. Go, guy!!


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