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Originally Posted by serbie
Problem:
Girlfriend talks on and on and on and on and on with me on the phone....
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Solution: turn the phone off. When you feel like talking to her again, tell her it was a dropped call, and a big service hole, and now please DO go on about how Mary has a problem with Susan because Jane is such a big fat lying ho because Steve said Paul said Melissa was a Scorpio when she's really a Capricorn if I can BELIEVE the nerve of THAT BITCH. I want to hear more. Please.
Then you throw the phone on the dash and let it sit there going "Blalbhalbhalbhalbhalbhalbhalbhalbhalbhalbhalbhalb halbhalbhalblabhl" until it starts going "Hello? Are you listening to me?"
Lather, rinse, repeat.