Instead of screaming like a little girl the next time your friend says something, just wait until it actually happens Obviously your friend doesn't know what he's talking about since it's almost going to be a week now after your "pay attention to me" post.

 

What exactly do you call what your doing ? :cry: :cry: :cry:

 

So, did Sheepdancer wrong you in a past life or something? :roll: :roll: :roll:

 

Rumor I heard on another site: Swift lost their operating authority for 30 days, except for their O/O's

 

I havent heard that, but Swift right now isnt taking any drivers from me until April

 

How about I do whatever I want out here and go out of my way just to make you whine like a little punk?
Yeah, that seems to be working well so far. Why change?

Let me also add that the only reason you are on this board and still here is because many of the people out here find your simplistic rants funny in a "feild trip to the mental ward" type way. But dont get confused and think the only reason you havent been banned is because you actually offer something constructive to this board. You are simply a clown. I just only wish they would find a way to post circus music on all your posts. so we could get the full effect. Unfortunately, eventually even clowns get boring after time and im sure, like most clowns that have come here before you, you will eventually suffer the same fate. So have fun why you still can.

 

I think its time to come clean about my past relationship with CB. Many years ago I was at a Rick Astley/Culture Club concert and met a woman. I was very drunk, the lighting was dim and quite honestly, in the dark you couldnt really see the facial hair and rutty complexion from years of drug use. Let just say, I did something nasty. I woke up in the morning in horror when I saw and smelled the beast that was laying beside me. I paniced, and had to get out of there without waking it up. I looked down and noticed my car keys were stuck in the folds of skin on the beasts lower back. I gently removed my keys along with a few chicken bones out of the skin folds and snuck out the door. I promised myself that I would never again think about or mention the horrible thing I did that night.
Everything was good in my life, until CB found me. He has brought back the horror in my life once again. I really cant blame him. Im sure most young men would be upset in this situation. You see, as you might have guessed, CB is my son. The product of one night crappy music, cheap beer and drunken nasty.

 

Man, that is just wrong! :shock:

Anyone got any Ajax so I can scrub that image from my brain?

*gag*

 

I know you're trying to be funny and all, but that's really uncalled for - insulting the guy's mother like that. :roll:

 

MY GOD!!!! I think I know her!!!! :shock: ops: