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04-05-2007, 02:53 PM

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Don't for the beer gut hanging over that dinner plate belt buckle...

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04-05-2007, 02:59 PM

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Re: real drivers ?? what real drivers ????

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whats a real driver ?? Do I need a cowboy hat and a big belt buckle ?? Chicken lights ? "Teeth" on my grille ? Tinted fog lights ? I'm lost here......

You forgot the cowboy boots and chain drive wallet.

Come now... I haven't lost my wallet once, since getting my chain wallet.

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04-05-2007, 03:03 PM

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Re: real drivers ?? what real drivers ????

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Originally Posted by feederfred

whats a real driver ?? Do I need a cowboy hat and a big belt buckle ?? Chicken lights ? "Teeth" on my grille ? Tinted fog lights ? I'm lost here......

ya more teeth on the grill then in your head and your on your way to being a real driver. :lol:

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04-05-2007, 03:04 PM

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Any actual drivers here? I can't post anymore to day. I just passed the 500,000 mile safe driving mark and if I don't stop for lunch I can achive the 1,000,000 mile mark by supper time.

Dammit driver, I want to drive *your* truck. I've been out here 10 years, and am only at ~800,000 miles so far. (I did driver/lumper duty, not so many miles, lots and lots of stops all over.)

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04-05-2007, 03:10 PM

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Re: real drivers ?? what real drivers ????

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Originally Posted by feederfred

whats a real driver ?? Do I need a cowboy hat and a big belt buckle ?? Chicken lights ? "Teeth" on my grille ? Tinted fog lights ? I'm lost here......

Yes, you need all of that, dual chrome air cleaners with chicken lights in them, twin straight pipes, cowboy boots, a chain drive wallet... You need a LOT LIZARDS sign for your window (not the kind with a slash through it, but the kind that doesn't have a slash.) Most of all, you need a BIG radio with an echo box, with the echo cho cranked ked up p really eally high igh, come eeyun yun.

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04-05-2007, 03:32 PM

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Any actual drivers here? I can't post anymore to day. I just passed the 500,000 mile safe driving mark and if I don't stop for lunch I can achive the 1,000,000 mile mark by supper time.

Real comedian tonight aren't you Jumbo? :P
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04-07-2007, 03:33 AM

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Re: real drivers ?? what real drivers ????

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Originally Posted by feederfred

whats a real driver ?? Do I need a cowboy hat and a big belt buckle ?? Chicken lights ? "Teeth" on my grille ? Tinted fog lights ? I'm lost here......

You forgot the cowboy boots and chain drive wallet.

Come now... I haven't lost my wallet once, since getting my chain wallet.

It was all I could think of that fit the profile, except for the black western shirt with the red roses on it. You don't have one of those do you?

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