Batesville Casket
#31
03-18-2007, 02:16 AM
Caskets must be pretty awesome, 'cause people are dying to get in them.
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#32
03-18-2007, 02:28 AM
I would too creeped out. I know that they are brand new from the factory, But I dont think I would want to pull over at a warehouse and actually open one up. Seems like the start of a "Tales from the crypt" story.
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#33
03-18-2007, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Useless
Wonder if they have to work on Halloween night??
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