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Originally Posted by Jumbo
So, you sit too close to the tv, eat unhealthy foods, and go home before the real women even show up?
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No, I usually go home with the prettiest as a warm-up then I come back for the late night hog call.
Of course, that was 30 years ago. If I pulled that stuff today, I'd be on the receiving end of a penis-otomy, Laurena Bobbit style.
BTW, did you hear Laurena Bobbit died recently?
Some dick cut her off . . .
(I know. Old joke. But still a goody.)