Poster of the year
Gman

Poster who makes the most use of font size and color formating
Ardmore Farms Forever

Most Efficient Economy With Words Poster
Yooper

 

Thank you so much Hobo..my good fellow.

I guess it is no secret by now that I and a tormented soul...with visions of granduer. Quite frankly...I simply assume I will one day Rule The World.
I was born to be an excentric, and a bit of an Elitist. Often times my Ladyfriend...Lucy...who has...shall we say...an inflatable personality. We shall late at night pretend we are The Worlds Police...and set about regulating the World as we see fit. It's for their own good you see. Such a sacrifice on my part...but with great power comes great responsibility. I heard that somewhere...I don't know where?

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Thankyou so much for your support. You are wise. Don't be afraid to vote for me...I am not as Evil as they claim...nor as insane as you think. I do hate to loose however. But of course we won't need to go there....that would be crazy...and very...very messy...indeed.

 

dont forget me guys

 

Your not forgotten MADLUX, just not on the list.. :lol:

 

:cry:

 

Poster who makes the most use of font size and color formating
Ardmore Farms Forever

lmao-isn't that the truth

 

A score of 7 You are an average on-line user. You may surf the Web a bit too long at times, but you have control over your usage.

As for voting for someone? I don't feel I've been here long enough to know everyone and give an honest answer. If I was to vote with what I've seen thus far.... I would say GMan

Roadhog comes in second only because he makes me laugh my butt off.

 

I'd vote for roadhog! He has vital information on how to,and what to grill,and he always encourages everyone with his pictures on his posts. :P

 

Well...looks like we may have to take this to the streets for a showdown.



Seriously, though...thanks for your support.

May I also speak on behalf of....


...............Gman.....................AFF....... ...............Yoopr....................Rev

for all those standing behind us.



....and from the rest of the nominee's down at the Truck Stop.

 

I am offended by that. I am MUCH taller than that.