I'm single.
I like fast food and long drives in the country on a percentage.
I have no Warrants or Restraining Orders.
I'm 6'1", old and gray, but still remember ...ummmm
...s-t-i-l-l remember....ahhhh? err-ahhh...hmmm...*

Anyway...I'm not looking for a commitment....
just an occasional "slap" to "know" I still "got it." :?

I always went for rejection. :lol:

 

I'm surprised you don't already have this Hog :roll:

 

I went through a whole case of that and ended up growing Tits. :?
Only problem was I always had a headache,
and was in no mood to play with them. :roll:




SLAP

....what??
... :? I just slapped myself. :evil:

 

Do it with a sledgehammer will ya?

 

:? :? :? :?

 

 

I think that would be a good idea. But I have a serious question... why doesn't anyone post their ACTUAL pictures?!! (besides me)

No one wants to online date someone without knowing what they look like!

Personally I dont get into the whole meeting people online. I mean, yea I've met some pretty cool people that I could consider friends online, but I can't picture starting a serious reationship and plan on getting married to someone that could have who knows what kind of past, lives who knows where, and could being killing who knows who. Its too much to meet someone online and talk to them, and then arranging to meet up. THEN once you meet up what if your disappointed? Its kind of like ummmm what happens now?!! Then again if you're both drivers you could arrange to meet up at some truck stop, get your rocks off... then hit the road again.

oh my. did I just say that.

 

[quote="maggieb"]I think that would be a good idea. But I have a serious question... why doesn't anyone post their ACTUAL pictures?!! (besides me)
quote]
Apparently none of us are HOT enough, so why bother? :roll:

 

where did you come from???

Im not freaking conceited of vein. But Im not afraid to let people know what I actually look like. damn.

 

sarcasm

(just call me Rev's lil' sister) :P