Thought I should put this here since it sport/regional specfic

Coach Mack Brown, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
God showed him around. They came to a nice little house with a small Longhorn flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Mack," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets such a cozy house up here."

Mack felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house towering above the others just down the street. It was a multi-story mansion with a Crimson and Cream sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous OU Sooner flag, and in every window he could see Sooner fans laughing and watching replays of past OU games .

Mack looked at God and said, "God, I don't want to sound ungrateful,
but I have a question. I was a good coach, I went to 7 consecutive bowl games, won
a national championship, and turned around the Texas program."

God asked, "So what do you want to know, Mack?"

"Well, why does Bob Stoops get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Mack, that's not Bob's house, it's mine."

 

Yeah, I've heard that one a few times using Aikman and Favre or Elway and Marino.

Face it, though. God is a Dallas fan. 8)