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Originally Posted by bentstrider
Home=Too much drama from other, family members.
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I suggest joining the U.S. Army. The living conditions at a forward operating base in Afghanistan are better than living in a truck that you are not allowed to idle for heat and cooling. The food is better than McD's, Wendy's, Subway and Chester Fried Chicken. The pay is a Whole lot better by a bunch. Getting shot at by al qaeda is safer than the back row at many truck stops around major metropolitan areas.
Go on now, be all you can be.
It's not just a job it's an adventure.
You can do more by 7 AM than most people do all day.
The uniforms are great, chicks in New York are paying top dollar for that stuff.
Have you guys seen the new GI Bill, freakin' awesome. Full tuition (at in state rates, but that's cool) AND the equivilant of a married E-5 housing allowance (about $1100/ month).