[repete]

The shiner's are looking for drivers for there clown cars, check em out

[golfhobo]

Originally Posted by jd112488

yeah, sorry for the old matterial. i know that it never gets old hearing these stories from others. looking back at what i said i apologize. why on earth would i want to go drive otr for a coolie carrier, living out of a box, not getting paid for all of the hours that i work, giving up my hobbies and family life just to make money that may pay the bills in this tough economy. why would i not drive local...that is the only way to go and if you drive otr you are a moron!!! my bad.

NOW you're thinking straight! My first thought upon reading of your circumstances was that SURELY you could still get a LOCAL (wuss) job! :lol2:

Or drive a DUMP! :rofl:

[Double R]

Originally Posted by repete

The shiner's are looking for drivers for there clown cars, check em out

Who or what is a SHINER?

I know what a SHRINER is!

And if you scratch the CLOWN CAR, "we" make you clean the outhouse after the prade.

[Mackman]

Originally Posted by golfhobo

Or drive a DUMP! :rofl:

Watch it HOBO :moon:

[golfhobo]

Originally Posted by Double R

Who or what is a SHINER?

I know what a SHRINER is!

And if you scratch the CLOWN CAR, "we" make you clean the outhouse after the prade.

Who or what is a PRADE?

I know what a PARADE is. :lol:

I wish I was a podiatrist! I'd make a fortune extracting bullets out of the feet of most of the drivers on this board! :lol2::moon:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[golfhobo]

Originally Posted by Mackman

Watch it HOBO :moon:

Just checking to see if you were awake, Mackman! :smokin::lol2:

[matcat]

Originally Posted by Scottt

I will hire you to drive my truck. I had to fire myself for a preventable accident. I had to fire myself again for HOS violation. This morning I had to fire myself again for killing a tulip planted to close to a driveway.

.20cpm and 3800 miles a week. No benefits

YOU KILLED A TULIP!!!! You must be on that FBI list of Serial Tulip Killers! You keep firing yourself, but WHY do you keep hiring yourself back?! Worst of all though I feel so bad for that poor tulip.

I need to quit posting after logging some line 5 time...

[Snowman7]

Originally Posted by golfhobo

NOW you're thinking straight! My first thought upon reading of your circumstances was that SURELY you could still get a LOCAL (wuss) job! :lol2:

Or drive a DUMP! :rofl:

Yeah right. Neither one of you could handle local or a dump. Pulling doubles for Fedex Ground in a large car. There's a tough job! Would you guys even know how to hook your own set? :rofl:

First a cross country team drop n hook operation and now a kick back FDX gig. If local or dumps truly was a wuss job you can bet Hobo would already be doing it!:rofl:

[Double R]

Originally Posted by golfhobo

Who or what is a PRADE?

I know what a PARADE is. :lol:

I wish I was a podiatrist! I'd make a fortune extracting bullets out of the feet of most of the drivers on this board! :lol2::moon:

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

IE on my laptop does not have spell check.

My bad:lol:

[golfhobo]

Snowman7 said:

Yeah right. Neither one of you could handle local or a dump. Pulling doubles for Fedex Ground in a large car. There's a tough job! Would you guys even know how to hook your own set? :rofl:

I WISH I had someone to hook 'em for me! Other than the butthead swap, I hook and break down twice a day! Sometimes even in the RAIN!! :eek2::eek2:

First a cross country team drop n hook operation and now a kick back FDX gig.

I'll have you know.... that was 3 years of LIVE unloads and backhauls from sometimes up to 5 different produce sheds! All that waiting around to get a dock! Back breaking!

If local or dumps truly was a wuss job you can bet Hobo would already be doing it!:rofl:

You got THAT right! I ain't humping frozen cases of food all day! And they won't LET me deliver beer to bars! Something about inventory and delays! :hellno:




You think you're funny.... don'tcha??? :moon::lol2: