Do a whois on the "Houston Press". It looks real enough. I don't see any red flags, do you? Reads to me like the hairball in question is the employer.

You'll get no argument from me as to the presence/absence of a firearm but it would be naive to suggest that, because firearms are "prohibited", none were present. I don't carry and I'm not sure if I ever will but I have looked into it. There are some creepy, sneaky people out here. And wolverines. And grizzly skunks. Nasty lizards, too.

 

You forgot about BIGFOOT...