Whats a log book?????

 

if you paid attention, you would know, it's a book used for wiping your log

 

There's no freakin' way I'm gonna take a pewp inside my truck! I keep toilet paper, baby wipes, soap, and hand sanitizer with me just in case I come across an extremely rare situation that I can't make it to the bathroom.

I have no problems with taking an empty plastic bag and my baby wipes out to a private place outdoors to take a pewp. And yes I've done it once on a zero degree day too.... in the snow.

I use the plastic bag to put my used baby wipes in and then throw the bag onto the frame of my truck until I can find a trash can.... I hate littering. I then use my hand sanitizer to scrub my hands.

I actually kinda like taking a pewp in the great outdoors, which is really weird since I've always been considered to be somewhat of a clean freak type of snob. Lol!

 

Well now...this heere topic...it came to mind saturday night..when I went into a restroom ta use thee facilitees!!! Dang Turlet seat was covered in UrIn!!!!
I now have it figured out, why these people cannot wizz, without getting the seat all coated in their wizz!!!
They are so accustomed to them damn bottles they use...they can't hit the hole!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

 

What is this nonsense?
Big tough trucker types always going on about the "lifestyle"
bragging about all their exploits
and they are afraid of a public toilet?
Thanx for the laugh

 

you know you were out on the road to long when you wake up at home and reach beside your bed for your peebottle

 

When its 10 degrees out side and its 3 am the bottle can be very inviting....LOL

 

You know you've been on the road too long when...
-You have to call home for directions,
-You can't remember your spouses name,
-You don't recognize your kids,
-You have to turn on a fan next to your bed because you miss the 'white noise',
-And the worst reason you know you've been on the road too long- You wipe off the toilet seat in your own bathroom before you use it.
)

 

you have never seen the way my two year old aims, one of these days SHE will hit the target :shock:


these are great, maybe we should start a new thread

 

these are great, maybe we should start a new thread
DONE!