Can I get a Monkey?
#21
01-07-2007, 10:32 AM
:sad: forget the monkey you need a girlfriend.once i was parked at that restaurant at ladd canyon feeling sorry for myself.a peter bilt parked next to me and she got wearing a straw hat and i could see in her cab.she had a parrot in a bird cage and a cat was lying on the dash watching the parrot. this would be just the woman for you,go find her :wink:
#23
01-07-2007, 12:05 PM
Monkey driver
Boy, I can just see it now.....set your cruise-control on about 50 or a little less so as not to rear-end anyone and let the monkey drive it. Just tell him/her to keep it between the white lines.
And you go take a nap and saw a few logs!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#26
01-07-2007, 01:26 PM
Originally Posted by Jackrabbit379
 WHO SAYS I cant knock out 1000 miles in 11 hours?? I sure as Hell can!!! Been doin' it for the entire 73 years I've been driving!!!
#27
01-07-2007, 01:38 PM
Re: Monkey driver
Originally Posted by Catman
Boy, I can just see it now.....set your cruise-control on about 50 or a little less so as not to rear-end anyone and let the monkey drive it. Just tell him/her to keep it between the white lines.
And you go take a nap and saw a few logs!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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01-07-2007, 01:56 PM
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This thread reminds me of a joke involving a JB Hunt driver and a Schneider driver.....
 But I'm going to stop there before I get "banned".... 
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