CAD DOWN FOR 2DAYS..in other news..Saddam spotted in Paris..
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So.....snif...what happened?
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CAD was seized by The Federal Government. The FBI and The CIA, and H. Ross Perot's Volunteers were monitoring the "Saddam" threads, and they have been investigating everyone who posted on them.
It looks like we have a mole amongst us; I'm guessing that either it is G-Man or Yooper, but I wouldn't rule out that sneaky Golfhobo. Ardmore Farms Forever has been noticeably absent as of late; now I'm starting to wonder about what he knows, too!! Interesting, how no sooner than CAD was seized by The Fed's, I started seeing black helicopters all over the place. Also saw some guys in dark suites combing my the streets......disguised as Jehovah's Witnesses. Then I saw a couple of cops on bike patrol....but they were probably undercover Mormon Missionaries!!! I just picked up something on my police scanner about some guys with white coats and butterfly nets, so I'm going to hide in my bomb shelter now. Good-Bye Cruel World!!!! Be careful about what you say here!!! BTW, I saw Saddam at the shopping mall this morning!!
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To support Usless' conspiracy theory that Yoopr might be the man behind the scenes,
I just had 10, yes 10 fighter jets in groups of 2 flying north, right past my house. Heading to yooprs house? But then again, they might just be in town for Pres Fords funeral, but that just doesnt play well into some conspiracy thoery!
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[quote="Crash935"]
To support Usless' conspiracy theory that Yoopr might be the man behind the scenes, I just had 10, yes 10 fighter jets in groups of 2 flying north, right past my house. Heading to yooprs house? But then again, they might just be in town for Pres Fords funeral, but that just doesnt play well into some conspiracy thoery! Crash935!!!! Rude Awakening Time, Dude!! Reality Check: 1 Each!! President Ford's "Funeral" is nothing more that an elaborate government ruse to catch us off guard and distract our attention while the Fed's seized CAD!!! The fighter jets headed toward "Yooperville" does point the finger more in Yooper's direction though, doesn't it!! 8)
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sacramento, CA
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Originally Posted by Useless
CAD was seized by The Federal Government. The FBI and The CIA, and H. Ross Perot's Volunteers were monitoring the "Saddam" threads, and they have been investigating everyone who posted on them.
It looks like we have a mole amongst us; I'm guessing that either it is G-Man or Yooper, but I wouldn't rule out that sneaky Golfhobo. Ardmore Farms Forever has been noticeably absent as of late; now I'm starting to wonder about what he knows, too!! Interesting, how no sooner than CAD was seized by The Fed's, I started seeing black helicopters all over the place. Also saw some guys in dark suites combing my the streets......disguised as Jehovah's Witnesses. Then I saw a couple of cops on bike patrol....but I they were probably undercover Mormon Missionaries!!! I just picked up something on my police scanner about some guys with white coats and butterfly nets, so I'm going to hide in my bomb shelter now. Good-Bye Cruel World!!!! Be careful about what you say here!!! BTW, I saw Saddam at the shopping mall this morning!! I think Ardmore Farms Forever is still in the dog house from the last time his wife went out of town. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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[quote="Useless"]
Originally Posted by Crash935
To support Usless' conspiracy theory that Yoopr might be the man behind the scenes, I just had 10, yes 10 fighter jets in groups of 2 flying north, right past my house. Heading to yooprs house? [b]But then again, they might just be in town for Pres Fords funeral, but that just doesnt play well into some conspiracy thoery! Crash935!!!! Rude Awakening Time, Dude!! Reality Check: 1 Each!! President Ford's "Funeral" is nothing more that an elaborate government ruse to catch us off guard and distract our attention while the Fed's seized CAD!!! The fighter jets headed toward "Yooperville" does point the finger more in Yooper's direction though, doesn't it!! 8) |





