[Roadhog]

Hey! ...welcome back Hobo!
Hope you didn't have too much trouble finding us.

[golfhobo]

Goderator privileges?? I think it will take more than GOD to straighten this mess out! But, you guys are doing a good job!

[Just in case I am immediately thrown back into the dungeon, I want to thank Twilight, Lee, Hoggie, Ridge, and anyone ELSE responsible for my escape! I am NOT the kind of man who enjoys the chains of slavery or imprisonment! I ESPECIALLY want to thank Hoggie for throwing another one of those grenades! But, DAYUM.... I didn't know we had to blow the whole BOARD up just to get me out! LOL! ]

[golfhobo]

How do you come up with those pics so fast, Hoggie? Were you anticipating a jailbreak? LOL!

True story I heard from Boo Weekly (a golfer) today. He somehow dropped his car keys into a portaJohn, and after trying with a coat hanger, finally gave up, handed his chicken over to a buddy, rolled up his sleeve, and went "diving" for them! He FOUND them, and got a blue arm for his troubles!

Anyway, yeah..... I had to burrow my way into a chithole to get out..... but it was worth it! This IS and always WILL be the best site on the internet for us truckers.... and it's worth whatever CHIT we have to wade through to BE HERE! WINK!

It may smell like an OUTHOUSE to you guys..... but it is a sweet aroma to ME!

[Ridge Runner]

With you gone for awhile we got so bored we decided to change the board just to have something to do.

Actually this is kinda like when you spent the weekend with a friend and when you came home you found out your parents had moved........ but you found us anyway.

[RebelDarlin]

Welcome back. The chaos wouldn't be the same without you.

[golfhobo]

Originally Posted by Ridge Runner

With you gone for awhile we got so bored we decided to change the board just to have something to do.

Actually this is kinda like when you spent the weekend with a friend and when you came home you found out your parents had moved........ but you found us anyway.

Okay, sorry for the delay. I got kicked OFF again! Thought I'd been reincarcerated!

Do you actually remember that story, Ridge? Did I actually TELL it to you? Wow.... you have the memory of an .... um.....er...... oh yeah..... an ELEPHANT! (how does anyone know what an elephant remembers?)

Anyway..... no, it's quite different! I was not GONE..... the board was! I've been here watching the chaos, and kicking my puter cuz I couldn't help! I was the one who caught that spammer "feeorina" or whatever her name was with the porn! And, I sent a message to the webmaster just as soon as I could after capturing the web address!

But, thanks for trying to make me feel better. I know the truth. (cost me ALOT of money to buy out both of those companies just to screw with this board!) LOL! Just kidding!

Why can't I import those smilies???

Yu guys NEVER know when I'm kidding without the smilies!

[Rev.Vassago]

Oh great. Golfhobo is back. That's it. I'm going to compose my "I'm leaving" thread right now.






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[golfhobo]

Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago

Oh great. Golfhobo is back. That's it. I'm going to compose my "I'm leaving" thread right now.



[/sarcasm]

Okay, but please include your email addy like Fredog did! I want to be able to pester YOU to return just like I did HIM!

Oh, and if you need help with your "leaving" thread, just ask me. I've got a template you wouldn't believe!

BTW.... that last avatar of yours was wicked! Probably helped melt down the board!

:eek:

Aha! I got a smilie! (only 3 more allowed!)

[Roadhog]

....ok you two...don't make me have to get out the bottle.
...oh wait...that's a touchy subject too. ...............dag.

[RebelDarlin]