Hmm Doc on tv with L-18 by his side. Very interesting. 8)

Hmmm a CO-ED version of "Movin' On!" Not bad!!!

Ah, the gravy, I mean, plot thickens.....

The kinda Young and Doing Without.
The Edge of .... the bed
WAIT! I know!
Exceptional Hospital- where Doc works, and cures what ails all the female patients.... http://www.lady18wheels.com/cad/an_doctor_free_exam.gif

I could be his nurse :idea: http://www.lady18wheels.com/cad/an_n...ber_gloves.gif

I wont touch that on the grounds of where the topic could lead. :P

Watch his eyes - "Hey - I do it for free!" :lol:
http://www.lady18wheels.com/cad/an_doctor_free_exam.gif

Yep. I'd better get my mind out of the gutter, before I'm sitting on the curb too :lol: :lol: :lol:

If we're at the curb together does that mean I get to see the kinky lingere you have????

Keep telling yourselves this is a topic about NOTHING!!! And all will be right with the universe... :shock:

Well 2005 arrived and the Earth did not spin off its axis and tumble into the far reaches of the Cosmos.... Damn... One day the lunatics in the NASA compound just may get it right....



Our story begins with:

Not bad for the opening act of At The Edge of The Bed.. As suggested by the Lady from that place in the South, who, loses drive shafts...

More NOTHING to come as the script gets burned in the fire, no wait, that's not right, oh yeah, gets kicked in the ass... No, let's see, hmmm, gets kicked up a notch!! (Sorry Emeril)

what?

lol

:?: :?: :?:

Well Doc, this little number gets kinda kinky sometimes....
http://www.lady18wheels.com/cad/ca_imade_kinky.gif

And the cross chains will kink up once in a while when I sleep in this uncomfortable little number....
http://www.lady18wheels.com/cad/ca_imade_kinky1.jpg

All I have to say is. OMG :shock:

Now you never know what she has one under her nurses uniform, knight in shining armor, or the cat woman outfit. Might just be some kinky lingerie.

Might have to imagine her as a banana and peel it off of her to find out. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

But then again she probably doesn't know what you are wearing underneath your outfit either. Could be a thong, boxers, nothing or silky soft boxers. hehehehe

And the gravy plot thickens....

As the chain mailed woman is wondering if they're boxers or briefs, Sir Doc says.....

After these last few posts, it's not the driving part that worries me NOW. :shock: I have a feeling 2005 is going to be a very intersting year. :roll:

Why? Are you afraid of becoming insane? If so didnt know that is a requirement of being an OTR driver. Or are you just scared of a lady in a latex cat suit. :shock:

All of the companies I talked with said that i did'nt have to be insane to hire on with them....they would train me :lol: As for being scared of the latex cat suit.... I can just imagine Slim running into the night screaming insanely. (nekid of course) :wink:

This is funny - and very close to the truth! :D :D
Hey, Slim didn't need any help from me to be insane. He did that all by himself :?

And the gravy plot thickens....
As the chain mailed woman is wondering if they're boxers or briefs, Sir Doc says.....

"I'll trade this driveshaft for that nifty sword," dashing L'Chain Mail's hopes of ever finding out what's really under Sir Doc's outfit.

L'Chain Mail said "Ok, but I want a different bed and an upstanding witness to this transaction."

http://www.lady18wheels.com/cad/ca_i...dieval_bed.jpg

So, with HEAT in the middle, they made the trade. But did they live happily ever after?

Ahhh! As it turns out, the driveshaft belonged to someone else.....

looks like someone had some time on her hands :wink:

Whoa!!!

This topic got seriously interesting, Damn I missed alot in the past few days and it also raised a few eyebrows at the Center For Prudish Lurkers And Has Beens!!!

While the sordid tale between the Time Lord, the lady in the metal gown and the dude in the Chevy may have approached the YELLOW alert status it was NOTHING!!!!! The FCC lets out a collective sigh of relief

Thong or boxers indeed!!! :shock:
I will say the email box was littered with some interesting tidbits and not one had a sign of any death threats, hey things are looking brighter already!!!

More NOTHING to come...

PS: The script is still burning may take a few days before the bonfire is totally extinguished

Well now; Did they????

I can't find that bloody page in the now, burnt to a crisp, script!! :x

Oh well it may just be time to do a rewrite and this time try to lean toward a lesser PG rating... :wink:

No they didn't, because President Bush confiscated the driveshaft until the previously mentioned 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals makes a decision about the state of Nothingness
http://www.lady18wheels.com/cad/ca_i...driveshaft.jpg
No immediate reason was given as to why the driveshaft is important in the ongoing investigation (because it means NOTHING), but the President is interested to know if Spot, the dog at his feet, is real or not real - nothing. (Spot died Feb. 21, 2004. See the story here)

The President, a big fan of Doctor Who, is reportedly putting the meaningless driveshaft (and it's nothing plot) under the table until his favorite writer comes up with a better script. "The last story caught the unwanted attention of FCC Chairman (Michael) Powell," he said, "and NOBODY wants that!"
More on Michael K. Powell here

Chairman Powell impersonating his favorite singing star Janet Jackson.
http://www.lady18wheels.com/cad/ca_i...l_jjackson.jpg

Since when????

After a very mind numbingly boring day I have revamped the almost PG17 script into something even Mikey will like, well almost...

Without any further undressing(ado) the CAD Playhouse presents a very off the wall parody of a Hitchcock classic: "Strangers In A Truck"
Very loosely based on the great movie "Strangers On A Train"

The star will be a obnoxiously pink Kenworth W-900 and will co-star quite a few of the cast of characters from the CAD Playhouse...

Act one will open with a frantic lady driver trying to convince a well known person to help drive the Pink Passion... Will there be reluctance???
You bet your ass there will be....

It will have intrigue, suspense, comedy and of course the "S" word!!!!

Yes "Strangers In A Truck" coming to a forum near you!!!

there is alot more to nothingness than meets the eye!!!


http://www.lady18wheels.com/Photos/DennisGT.jpg

thanks for the hosting lady18 :)

:D

Oh wow, shades of 2001 A Space Oddity!!!

As the last strains of Also Sprach Zarathustra fade away a new (and improved) Monolith appears...

NOTHING I tell you, NOTHING at all....

The new script is taking shape there may be hope for STRANGERS IN A TRUCK yet...

This is DennisGT's missing link from above
http://www.lady18wheels.com/cad/ca_f...nis_gt_cad.jpg
(sorry Dennis)

Also Sprach Zarathustra
http://www.lady18wheels.com/cad/an_boy_with_boombox.gif
Dang Doc. Talk about off the wall :P but it fits

uh oh

this thread didnt die did it? :D it didnt vanish into nothing did it? :D

No it didn't.. Sometimes it's best to leave NOTHING alone for a while and let it forment like really good cheese, oh wait, I mean wine.

Either way NOTHING is still something even if nobody's paying much attention whilest the weekend stumbles into view! :?

Page 8

Only Doc could start a post about nothing and it run 8 pages.
Did you have anything to do with that "show about nothing" than ran .... how many years?

Aw gee....

Don't know how many years didn't really care for the show and 'sides I was hardly ever home to watch TV anyway!!!

Hey Doc when you gona tell us another story?

Well, I'm still working on Strangers In A Truck but between keeping the Amusing Stories topic going and trying, in vain, keeping the forum from cascading into chaos it'll be a while before the first few sentences of the new story appear in the NOTHING category...

I'll take Nothing for $200 Alex....

In other words be patient my friend and ye shall be rewarded in due time.

Hey Doc you ever see that old poster with 2 buzzards sitting in a dead tree in the desert? One turns to the other and says.Patience hell Im going to kill something Another words We want storys lol.

Keep up the good work. Just had to yank your chain so to speak :P

And the guy said "Let there be NOTHING!" and damn if that dude isn't a Psychic or is it Psycho.....

Our story opens with our heroine making a frantic phone call to a soon to be reluctant co rider. Could it be the stigma of driving a bright PINK KW? Maybe!!!
Evil kidnapping thoughts dance the Dance Of The 7 Vails in our heroine's head as the extra gooey sweet charm is poured on in an attempt to persuade the voice on the phone that all will be fine pink truck and all...

Will the co rider give in or will he drown in the tide of sweetness???

To make this story all the more interesting: How about others taking a turn at writing a paragraph.
The only stipulations will be: No slander, keep it somewhat PG rated and last but not least, smile it could be worse....

Nothing may become something, oh wow that will bring the 21st century to a grinding halt...

http://vw.cz/bigtrucks/images/pink_bob_big.jpg

ill illustrate!

So then that 'something' might be with your admirer? We all might just get a fairy tale ending. :lol:

!!!!!nees eb oot sniamer tI

!!!!niaga aixelsyd tihS

!!!LOL, taht si yhw i deman ym rethguad hannah! :D

UMMMM, it's not a W-900 can't see two strangers in a T-6 wouldn't have the same effect..

And more to come!!!

While the writers block continues and if the damn ice and snow can stop for at least a day or two...

With all the trials and tribulations that's going down a few threads down the page our reluctant co-rider just may give in, pink W-900 or not.

Will our heroine finally get her way and be happy with the potential new co-rider or, will her hopes and dreams be dashed to pieces amongst the rocks of reluctance???
Don't you wish you can be in the middle of their phone conversation?

And what will become of little Timmy and his faithful Ferret Steve?? Who knows and why was that put in here?!?!?!

Also upcoming for the seriously depraved story hunters: The Continuing Adventures of HARVEY DANGER, Renegade Soda Jerk!!!

only pink truck i could find :D