Hey I quoted myself again...

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental drift divide, mountains sit in a line, LEONARD BERNSTEIN
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs.
Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom!
You symbionic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right

Needed a break from the never ending problems of:

HARVEY DANGER

Oh for the trivia minded there have been a few trucking TV shows.
The K-100 in the Harvey story is based on the truck in what, very lame, TV show of the late 70's. The actor who played the lead came from Sayerville, NJ.

What were the names of the three other shows?
For added honours: What was the original name of the show which starred a green W-900 KW???

"BJ and the Bear". Greg Evigan is actually from South Amboy, not Sayerville.

This is going to be http://ourworld.cs.com/sinestersrelm498/off+topic.gif But hey Dodgeman whats up with your trucking career.

Yeah South Amboy, Sayerville they're close enough to be one and the same...

Doc, did you know Harvey Danger has a website?
http://www.harveydanger.com (I don't think it's your Harvey though.)

They say love is blind. Was Harvey blind with love for Scratchy, uh, I mean Sandy Bunz? Or was he blinded by something else? The urgency of his mission maybe?

What does she vant? Something even bigger? And does it have anything to do with the cryptic Nextel call?

Is the plot ever gonna thicken? (Where are those blue pills anyway?)

Yeah I know about that Harvey Danger here's the one hit wonder they had...

FLAGPOLE SITTA

i had visions, i was in them
i was looking into the mirror
to see a little bit clearer
rottenness and evil in me
fingertips have memories
mine can't forget the curves of your body
and when i feel a bit naughty
i run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
(but no one ever does)
i'm not sick but i'm not well

and i'm so hot cause i'm in hell
been around the world and found

that only stupid people are breeding
the cretins cloning and feeding
and i don't even own a tv
put me in the hospital for nerves
and then they had to commit me
you told them all i was crazy
they cut off my legs now i'm an amputee, god damn you
i'm not sick but i'm not well
and i'm so hot cause i'm in hell
i'm not sick but i'm not well
and it's a sin to live so well
i wanna publish zines

and rage against machines
i wanna pierce my tongue
it doesn't hurt, it feels fine
the trivial's sublime
i'd like to turn off time
and kill my mind, you kill my mind
paranoia paranoia

everybody's coming to get me
just say you never met me
i'm going underground with the moles
hear the voices in my head
i swear to god it sounds like they're snoring
but if you're bored then you're boring
the agony and the irony, they're killing me
i'm not sick but i'm not well

and i'm so hot cause i'm in hell
i'm not sick but i'm not well
and it's a sin to live so well



Not really!!!

I have no clue as to what Ivanna vants. It may be something bigger or needs a real good laugh.... No the Nextel is Colins deal, you know, Colin O'Scopy a real pain in the ass as ye shall soon discover.

As for the plot? Are you kidding??? I can't get the tapioca to thicken let alone the bloody plot!!!

I know where the blue pills are!!!

page 10

You mean his name shoulda been Rect O'Scopy?
Remember Little Johnny saying "Wrecked 'em Hell! It killed 'em both"?

No, his name is Colin and his assistant is Eileen Dover of the world reknowned Dover family from that other well know city!!!

what city is that?

New York

London

Paris

Munich

Grand Rapids

Walla Walla

Lincoln

Lizard Lick

Whynot(yes it does exist)

Search Light

Toowoomba

Minot

Iowa City

Long Island City.....