Yeah OK I'll let it slide this time... :P

Harvey Danger and the persistant air leak:

Chapter one:

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"Yeah it's an air leak all right!" Harvey's companion Sandy Bunz sighed as the large vehicle refused to move from it's space at the T/A!!!!

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Sandy, looking so forlorned, sat behind the wheel of the non moving truck as Harvey went about the task of finding a some what competent mechanic to fix the PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS that's escaping from the non moving truck, all the while the Qual-Comm keeps beeping with agitated questions from a, somewhat, agitated dispatcher(Yeah I know, they all seem agitated).
Sandy, for the most part, ignored the barrage of questions.

Sound familiar????

I just gotta know - is Harvey a "Concert Pianist"? :lol: or a lumberjack maybe? (You know, the best logger there is....)

No, Harvey is everybodies "Scape Goat", Renegade Soda Jerk, Anti-Super Hero, Lost Sheep, Rival Timelord, Befuddled Trucker but not a CONCERT PIANIST, he may be slightly PISSED but not pianist or, would it that be peeing mist......

It also could be: Harvey Danger Private Instigator, ooppss, I mean Investigator. With his some what unfaithful companion Sandy Bunz and his very long suffering "Other", Honour Bach. Peforming deeds of daring don't and lots intrique with out all the shit.....

LMAO!

And to think this all started with nothing....

Chapter two is rapidly approaching....

holy crap driver, .... I think you need to be getting some more sleep!

:lol:

Sleep is for turtles!!!!!

Chapter Two: Sssssssssssssp!

The semi-reliable mechanic, Turner Rench, finished the air leak repair which, consisted of pouring airline anti-freeze in the brake lines. His reasoning; air temperature +5 degrees with a wind chill of -15 water will most defenitely cause air line freeze and the annoying Psssssssssssssssss!

Crisis averted Harvey once more bounded to the cab answered the agitated questions on the Qual-Comm, removed Sandy's panties from the heat vent and was ready to ride. That was until his Nextel barked out its obnoxious tone.
Harvey checked the caller ID and saw it was Colin O'Scopy the Secretary of the Sad State of Affairs(SSA).
"What the **** does he want!" Harvey whispered.
Sandy stuck her head out from the sleeper, grabbed her lingerie and asked what was going on.

More to come....

will sandy be jealous of this colin o'scopy person or what?

is it a "good buddy" ? :D

Not quite....

Colin is Harvey's ex-boss when Harvey was in the SSA which, by the way, should never be confused with the NSA(No Such Agency) ahh yes Air America!!!!!(Not the lame assed movie either)

Meanwhile, Harvey finished the cryptic conversation turned to Sandy and said "We have a job to do!"
"No shit!" Sandy replied not exactly sure what Harvey meant. She was used to Harvey going off on tangents and sometimes on small railroads.
Before she could utter another sound, Harvey was busy sending a nasty message on the Qual-Comm stating they were going to leave the trailer at the T/A and that the tractor was being put to better use which, in itself, was a huge joke since the ancient K-100 Aerodyne was just about on its last legs.

A little history is in order: Harvey drives for LackOFreight Transport out of Catsass, Oklahoma. The company that has freight to go out with but never any to come back with, hence the nick name Hurry Up and Wait Freight Lines. The company is owned by Hugh Johnson and his somewhat unstable wife Ivanna(More to it than meets the eye and notice the play on words).

With the message sent and not waiting for the obvious barrage of hateful responses, Harvey lept from the cab, removed his glasses and became TOTALLY BLIND........


This is going somewhere, not sure where yet but it is going through NOTHING to get there