What happens if you put instant coffee in a microwave? :?

:lol: You go back in time. :lol:

Just this morning.... I got out my can opener and was about to open a can of worms when I thought, "What am I doing?!" :evil:



:evil: Boycott shampoo! Demand the real poo!

Hot dogs are canned in an automated canning plant right? So how the frig do they know for certain that each can contains 8 dogs? I mean, if they,re wrong we could all sue for breach of contract. Maybe the cans have pinhole cameras inside em? Maybe the canning plant gets some chinese guy to open every can and then solder the lids back on?
Why do they call the liquid hot dogs are in "Brine"...I mean it rhymes with..looks like it and smells frigging bad too. Is brine russian for pish?

What happens if you name your dog 'Stay?' Would he ever come if called?

What is really maddening, is how the Crows kept calling him, and tormenting him, even when he answered them politely... thought Caw. :?

What is SPAM really made of? or better, what is scrapple really made of? :shock:

Light beer and regular beer, if there 12 0nces they still weigh the same!

I think onomatopoetic phraseologist would be more polite than calling someone a word whore. :?

Today I was thinking...why is it so hard to understand a woman?

Maybe in order to understand woman, we have to look at the word itself: "Woman". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "Wo" and "man".

Did God make a mistake?...and go like....."Wo...man!" :shock:
Or was it on purpose...and He looked at Adam shaking His head, and with a grin and bouncing eyebrows...exclaimed... Wo.....Man!" http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...10/naughty.gif
Knowing how entertaining putting up with us would now be for the next 6-7 thousand years.

Is it a reminder we are suppose to "Wo" her as a man? They always lament how they need to be in the mood. :roll:

Is is a constant warning? "WO"...man!

Or is it in how you say it? "Wo...(with inner grunts and snickers) man."

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...and10/Copy.jpg Maybe it is in complete wonder and awe in what she must be thinking ...like ....:shock: WO......................man............. :shock:

Or is it in anguish....like ohhhhhhhhhhh Wo.....man. :evil:

???????????? This line of random thought could go on for a lifetime. :?
It's a mystery, and that's why so is woman.

All I can say to that pic is Wo-Man..