Wouldn't it be sad to watch a mosquito sucking on a Mummy?

I just had another random thought.

Maybe some of the so-called experts on this message board, really are experts.
I just wish we could establish some sort of "expert barrier," that if one went past that,
they would go mad and fling themselves in front of a speeding Train.

Then I think people would be more careful, with proving how smart they are. :?

What if Women's lungs where there breast.. Please inhale and exhale.. Ok--Now hold your breath. :shock: :lol:

Don't give up your day-job Slim :wink:

As children, why did we always think dogs were boys, and cats were girls ?

And as adults, women still think men are dogs ? or hogs... :wink:

Now I am going to have a complex. :lol:

Slim, I liked your random thought! :D
A woman could enlarge her breasts, by holding a deep breath.. :lol:
After the man passes by, ...exhale. Kinda like a man sucking in his gut, until the woman walks past. :?
Goofy minds think alike... at least you and I are not in fear of ever crossing the "expert barrier." :wink:


I had this random thought tonight when I sat down to eat my dinner, Slim...
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes fish sticks, because that's what He's getting.


Then I thought...
I wish they made monkeys at the zoo wear sunglasses, so they can't hypnotize you.


I ate a few fish sticks, and then wondered...
If people ever grabbed a Spruce tree by it's tip top, and bend it all the way down to the ground, then let it go....
would they still want to bring those things into their home and
use them as a Christmas tree, after they saw all the stuff that got flung out? :?

I thought I had a small bubble of heart burn gas, but it was just another random thought.

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck,
and the person screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?

Ahh, that helped some. OH...b-u-u-r-p ppt-tish... sorry, that was gas.
But I still have another random thought.

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in
and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up,
act like they just woke up and go, "What the....h-o-l-y crap,,what happened?!"

One last thought.
If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into the future,
it might be best to avoid eye contact.

:?

Here is a random thought. With random thoughts like that I would post them under someone else's name other wise you may have those thoughts in a white padded cell with a tight jacket on. :)

oh just a random thought.

Good idea :idea: :!:

I'm gonna post these next random thoughts under your name.
Don't move....ready?

I was thinking about that new movie UnderDog. Tell me if you understand this, but don't feel under any pressure. If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't stop and think of what other words have 'under' in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.

The mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.

:?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JiJzqXxgxo

Life is stranger than fiction. The YouTube link has a
story about a Crow raising a Kitten, and the two are friends.