Here's our list.

What's yours?

 

electric blanket is in my top list, well nice work

 

morning starter kit;

Coffee maker, coffee grinder, fresh coffee beans, coffee storage container, coffee mug, and a t-shirt that hides coffee stains.

 

I haven't seen one of these gifts, but maybe someone can custom make one for your favorite trucker.

A silver toothpick holder, kinda like a pez dispenser, that dispenses a single fresh toothpick, at the flick of a top lid. I would like to hear a click when it opens, like a zippo lighter, and the snap when it closes. That would be nice so you don't have to take your eyes off the road, or say if you needed a fresh one while in the dark or while taking shower maybe.... so also maybe a nice silver chain to hang it from, like dog tags.

Also, don't forget to add a generous supply of red hot cinnamon flavored high quality wood toothpicks... the kind you can chew on for miles.

 

Special pair of glasses that identify which 4-wheelers are driving. Just 4 specific drivers is all you need to worry about. 1) The one that just finished the last of the 4-pack of beer, 2) The one popping pills, 3) The one that just smoked a joint, and 4) The one that's texting. (Don't have to worry about the meth-heads and crack-heads, because they can't afford the bicycles they stole.)

 

5 boxes of ammo