Long time ago...'bout fifty years or so...

 

Twilight... no... I'm not your Father.

 

Who are you again?

 

Just a shadow, reminiscing about days gone by. The other day, Beetle and I were chatting about the great Nebraska/Iowa coffee war back in 2003. As I looked at my rows and rows of ribbons and military valor awards and all the skeletal heads of vanquished Nebraskans I had staked on my front lawn, I looked back over my shoulder. And there...in the distance...was the tarnished gleam of CAD land...where that great war to end all wars took place. So, I looked...and I beheld.

 

Why you guys weren't brought up on War crimes... I don't know.

 

I still feel bitter aboot the Brew Wars of '05 but this new Covfefe War has perked me up.

May you have 2-scoops my deplorable friend!

 

OMG there is a couple on members I haven't seen post in a while, glad to see it, hope the New Year brings you both good fortune.









You too Hog my brother from another mother.

 

Those were some epic times. I parlayed my famous battlefield wins into book and movie deals.

 

Thanks for such a high compliment!
Since we are like family, I may as well tell you, I was lying to Twilight...
I probably am his Father.

 

Don't mind me, I have dain bramage.