[repete]

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY


Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 P.M.
Eastern Time, all American women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women

and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack


at your side is further proof of your patriotism.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists

and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God Bless America!!

P.S.
If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing,

lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by repete

WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY


Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.

So next Saturday at 1 P.M.
Eastern Time, all American women
are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

Gotta' do better than that. Walking around the block will be of limited value. Naked women also need to walk into convenience stores and fleabag motel lobbies as well!!

[golfhobo]

I heard they also can't abide jogging!

[Twilight Flyer]

So I'm hearing that the women should jog topless around the block, right? I'm struggling to find a downside to this initiative.

[Roadhog]

Yeah… what Twilight said. (thumbs up)

I've already been giving it a lot of thought, but thanks to Slimland, I'm hyper aware of my dreams right now.
As some of you know me… now is the time to disregard my post and bail.
If you continue, once you've read it… you can't unread it.

annaways… i'm excited with anticipation, and daydreaming a little. In my dream, I gather my lawn chair, cooler, etc. and set up out front eager for the Hogwash to start.

Beautiful morning, and I didn't have to wait long, before some joggers came by.
They were fully clothed, and didn't seem aware of the event, or why I was hooting and wolf whistling.
I did feel a little embarrassed of my behavior, since I was the only one partying. Made me work harder on my buzz, and then I begin to hear more joggers coming.
This time I felt sure a naked lady would be coming by, as I heard hooting and hollering and car horns , etc. from down the street. Lots of fanfare it seemed. ​(dream turns for the worse)

I started to hear what sounded like heavy foot falls, running in flip flops. Sounded like several ladies in flip flops the closer they got… but it turned out to be one woman.
I spilled my drink on my lap, and tried to erase what i just saw... out on my head!... OMG!

Okay, maybe that was just a day dream gone bad. But I think the damage to my mind is real.

[Roadhog]

[golfhobo]

I'm THERE... Hoggie! But, she's a bit overdressed.

I ALSO heard... it REALLY ticks them off when the women stop and Jog in Place!