what is some of the weirdest dreams you have had?

 

Mine all are NSFW.

 

My previous job as a ride operator at Kings Dominion was of someone falling out of the ride while I was on duty. I could vividly see faces and each dream/nightmare was of a different face. Mind you I was the Super for the ride.......my boss took me away from the ride for about a week and they went away. Of course if they did happen to fall out, they were as good as dead from that height onto concrete or metal.

 

Well my most recent one was about me winning Mega Millions the other day. It got up to $160 million and I dreamt I won and really I had no idea what to do with the money! All I seemed to care about was buying a house next door to a Spurs player here in San Antonio, that way I could brag to all the die hard Spurs fans that I live next door to a Spurs player. Weird right? In reality I know I'd never be like that. I'd just like a nice house in the "well off area" of town and of course a nice Dodge Charger SRT with lots of horsies under the hood because hey I'd be able to afford driving it however heavy my foot may get!

 

So, you wouldn't buy your own hamburger stand??

 

…..at least in my dreams where I feel smothered and trapped, I wake up under a pile of Victoria Secret angels.

 

I think my day dreams are by far, the weirdest.
I'm usually devising ways I might impress wimmin, and then I act it out, when I snap to.

 

…. in a dream, I would even hit on a Sister.

 

…. please, continue, you have us intrigued...

any zombies involved?

 

It wouldn't make it past your porn filters, Hog. I will write a book about it....you should be able to pick it up at your local Adult Bookstore.