[wot i life]

And here, coming up to the crease, is Phileas T Harbottle Hall; commonly known as Wot.
Wot is gathering pace, he's up to the wicket.....And unleashes a fearsome, in-swinging fast paced-with spin, tea-bag directly at Hogs' body!
I say! That must be borderline when consulting the rule book, quite ungentlemanly, harrumph harrumph...blah blah

Ladies and Gentlemen, it causes me great displeasure to announce: The Third and perhaps ultimately final TEA WAR is upon us, God help us all!

[MichiganDriver]

Originally Posted by wot i life

And here, coming up to the crease, is Phileas T Harbottle Hall; commonly known as Wot.
Wot is gathering pace, he's up to the wicket.....And unleashes a fearsome, in-swinging fast paced-with spin, tea-bag directly at Hogs' body!
I say! That must be borderline when consulting the rule book, quite ungentlemanly, harrumph harrumph...blah blah

Ladies and Gentlemen, it causes me great displeasure to announce: The Third and perhaps ultimately final TEA WAR is upon us, God help us all!

I have no idea what you just said, but I think I like the way you said it. I dig TEA WARS in a big way and I don't know what they are. !!! (for no good reason)

[Roadhog]

pfft....yer tea bag bounced off my armor like a wet tampon.

oops...sorry about the cannon! ...I guess war gets me excited.

[wot i life]

Originally Posted by Roadhog

pfft....yer tea bag bounced off my armor like a wet tampon.

oops...sorry about the cannon! ...I guess war gets me excited.

Coffee forces transformers spotted at Stonehenge, erecting some kind of igloo type fortification.
Deploy the Royal Regiment of Saucer Slurpers. The thoroughly obnoxious and irritating sound will soon have those Colonial ruffians running for cover...Ha, by jove, what. We'll show them boys.....Present saucers! At my command, pour 2 fl oz of piping hot tea onto saucer! Wait for it wait for it....Pour! Steady Lads, steady
Wait until you can see the whites of their eyes
NOW! ...Slurp! Let them have it....No Prisoners, no prisoners!

[Roadhog]

...oooffff... that was disgusting!

...it's ON... you don't know what you've started NOW...Phileas T Harbottle Hall ...

Coffee Alliance sends a blistering ...tsk-tsk-tsk

[Roadhog]

...meanwhile Capt. Whiskers can't be bothered right now...

[Roadhog]

No!...NO! ...not Capt. Whiskers! oh... you (&%$#) Tea Dogs!

[wot i life]

Originally Posted by Roadhog

No!...NO! ...not Capt. Whiskers! oh... you (&%$#) Tea Dogs!

I say, making our chaps laugh until they wee themselves is just not on old boy; most unsporting indeed.
When we win this damn war then you'll be held responsible for the ruined sodden breeches. Good day to you Sir!

[wot i life]

Tea forces enlist the aid of very small hideous women with stubby arms to train as spies

"I say old hag, would you serve your King and country for two farthings a year? Paid two years in arrears once in a lifetime"

"Oooh sire, thou art grateful beyond thy wildest dreams...Oooh just think of all the turnips I can buy now. Thank thee sire"

"Haw haw...You're insanely ugly and stupid to boot; excellent. Welcome to the British Army you old trollop"

[Roadhog]

Originally Posted by wot i life

..... Good day to you Sir!

Good day my ass! (mutter-mutter)