[Southron]

It's funny... the majority of all traffic accidents are caused by drivers of personal, non-commercial vehicles... how do lawmakers respond? by passing tougher laws and more restrictions on professional truck drivers.

[Southron]

A trucking company that hires a safety manager who has never driven a truck is like hiring a virgin to be a sex therapist!

[mitchno1]

is there still virgins old enough around to be a sex therapist

[Roadhog]

I'm jealous. I don't know how you guys can have random thoughts so naturally... and I have to work at it.

[Roadhog]

I was just trying to have another random thought, but my mind kept wandering.

[VPIDarkAngel]

Originally Posted by mitchno1

is there still virgins old enough around to be a sex therapist

Yes, but nobody will hire us for that job...

[repete]

Originally Posted by Roadhog

I was just trying to have another random thought, but my mind kept wandering.

That's cause your minds stuck on the word virgin!

[Sharlie]

Is passion better than apathy? How do I jump from passion to apathy back to passion so quickly? Is it just because I'm human or female? (this is my interal random thoughts no posing them to the board)

[Roadhog]

why did the last post remind me of my unruly monkey?
I haven't spanked him yet today, but he's out on my front yard dragging his butt across the grass...in front of little old ladies.

[Roadhog]

............ cheeseburger!