[Windwalker]

I was brought up a Catholic, but I was never "privi" to anything even remotely like this.

I have a hard time believing that a priest was able to maintain a double life, without anyone being any the wiser. How do they convince the women to keep quiet? Maybe because they aren't in politics? A woman and two teenage children in another state? Talk about long distance romance...

Catholic bishop resigns, admits he has 2 kids - US news - Life - msnbc.com

And, according to the article, there have been two others besides him. How do they convince the women to go along with it?

[Roadhog]

we ask to smother our face between some luscious melons just like any other guy...

.................and this is what they give us!