I'm bored
#1
05-14-2011, 01:15 PM
I'm bored
Someone entertain me. Does anyone post here anymore? I haven't looked at this forum in over 3 months and there were only 5 pages of new posts. Come on - get to it. Chop chop.
#4
05-15-2011, 03:55 AM
Probably the only time anyone has ever said that to him
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#8
05-15-2011, 11:33 AM
well.......(pause for effect)
... I like Ashton Kutcher, and especially wish he'd f-i-n-a-l-l-y FedEx me one of those sweet succulent deeelushcious (whimper)(biting fist) femmefanz of his, Demi forbids him to touch....but in my opinion, there is just no way Ashton is going to replace Charlie on "Two and a Half Men." He doesn't have any Adonis DNA, or any lighting bolts coming out of his ass.  Demi was smokin' in that Charlie's Angel's Full Throttle. I would like to ask her who she thinks the sexiest person in the world is. You know...half-jokingly, laughing aiming my teeth at a chandelier light, so a glint light flashes off my smile......you know....just to put her at ease. Once she reveals who this "person" is, I would follow up with... "so if you were alone with this person in the ideal place, where would you be?" You know her answer will be her romantic, possibly sexual, ideal encounter. Armed with this intel...I'd develop a "story" about her fantasy. Paint a picture and get her to visualize it. Work the tension... it's her fantasy, so let her do all the work......but once I get to this point I back off. I just want to get her to the brink, but not over.... so she's easily tease-able now...I can manipulate her ....see where I'm going with this?  Yep...I would like her to give me Shania's new cellphone # 
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#9
05-15-2011, 11:40 AM
"so if you were alone with this person in the ideal place, where would you be?"
I'll see if I can get her to send you Shania's number. :lol:
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#10
05-15-2011, 12:19 PM
well.......(pause for effect)
... I like Ashton Kutcher, and especially wish he'd f-i-n-a-l-l-y FedEx me one of those sweet succulent deeelushcious (whimper)(biting fist) femmefanz of his, Demi forbids him to touch....but in my opinion, there is just no way Ashton is going to replace Charlie on "Two and a Half Men." He doesn't have any Adonis DNA, or any lighting bolts coming out of his ass. Demi was smokin' in that Charlie's Angel's Full Throttle. I would like to ask her who she thinks the sexiest person in the world is. You know...half-jokingly, laughing aiming my teeth at a chandelier light, so a glint light flashes off my smile......you know....just to put her at ease. Once she reveals who this "person" is, I would follow up with... "so if you were alone with this person in the ideal place, where would you be?" You know her answer will be her romantic, possibly sexual, ideal encounter. Armed with this intel...I'd develop a "story" about her fantasy. Paint a picture and get her to visualize it. Work the tension... it's her fantasy, so let her do all the work......but once I get to this point I back off. I just want to get her to the brink, but not over.... so she's easily tease-able now...I can manipulate her ....see where I'm going with this? Yep...I would like her to give me Shania's new cellphone # On second thought... BELAY THAT!!!! Forget the hobby. Go back to work so you don't have so much time to think about wimmin....:lol:
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